Very Smart Brothas
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Adele Is Coming For You Even Though You Didn't Send For Her
Unless you live under a rock, you probably heard and saw Adele’s new song and video for her first single off the upcoming November release, 25, entitled “Hello”. She’s coming for you. She’s coming for me. She’s coming for us all. Adele saw that Taylor Swift was set to gross (on average) a million dollars a…
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The Assault At Spring Valley High Would Not Have Happened If The Girl Was White
I do not know what happened in that classroom at Spring Valley High School before Deputy Ben Fields violently assaulted a teen girl who was, apparently, “resisting arrest.” I’m quite sure, however, that information will find its way into the public sphere very soon. We will also know more about Deputy Fields — his work history, his…
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What Happens When Beyonce Speaks Actual Words Out Of Her Actual Mouth, Explained
Who is Beyonce? Beyonce is an introverted Houstonian known best for being allergic to seats — like, literally every seat she’s ever seen makes her sneeze — and for inventing “surfborting.” Surfborting? Yes. Surtborting. She’s the world’s first — and probably the world’s only — professional surfborter. Is she known for anything else? Well, for…
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It's Confirmed: Sandra Bullock Is The Greatest White Savior Of All Time
Last weekend, I took my dad to see Sicario — Denis Villeneuve’s gripping and graphic (very, very, very graphic) depiction of the drug war. Now, while Sicario has done well at the box office, it wasn’t exactly a blockbuster — nor was it intended to be — so with that in mind, plus the fact…
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Unfortunate Fashion Choices Of Decades Past
It’s the early aughts in NYC. A young East African girl (by way of Canada) is preparing for her sophomore year of high school in the North Bronx. She had just spent the summer with her family in France, and just KNEW she was ready to be fresh to death with her back-to-school outfit. At…
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Exclusive: An Interview With Meek Mill About Wale, Drake, And Nigerian Leprechauns
Late last night, our people were able to arrange a last minute interview with Meek Mill to discuss his beef with Wale. A condensed version of the interview is below. Thank you for agreeing to do this interview. I know you have a lot going on right now, so I appreciate it. I WASN’T AGREEING…
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Love & Hip Hop Hollywood Season 2: Episode 7 Recap
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan listen. I don’t even have a good lead in for this episode except that all I kept seeing in my mind when Miles told Amber that he was bisexual was this: That was effectively Amber’s reaction. But let’s back up for a bit. When we last left our unsuper villain, Miles, he was at the…