When the Super Bowl-winning New England Patriots make their visit to the Orange House on Wednesday, arguably the most important player and friend of President Pee-Pee, quarterback Tom Brady won’t be there.
the president’s overall fuckery and disregard for men, women and children of color as the reason he won’t be making the visit. He also noted that as long as the president private and publicly promotes white supremacy and hatred, he wanted nothing to do with him. He also recommend that the president move Vladmir Putin out of the basement and release his taxes. “family matters” (real-life family matters, not the television show) as his reason for not being able to attend.
According to a tweet from the Boston Herald’s Jeff Howe, Brady’s mother has been battling cancer since before the Super Bowl, and the star QB will be spending time with her.
In truth, this isn’t the first time Brady has skipped an Orange House visit. In 2015, during the last term of the greatest president to ever president, Brady bowed out, citing a “family commitment.” Several players have mentioned President TrumPutin’s politics as the reason they won’t be attending the ceremony. Those players include running back LeGarrette Blount, defensive end Chris Long, defensive tackle Alan Branch, linebacker Dont’a Hightower, tight end Martellus Bennett and safety Devin McCourty, according to the New York Times.