Sep 5
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In another tacit admission that he believes American equates to whiteness, President Trump has ordered the cease and…
Jul 14
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Imagine being so racist and sexist that you find a job that literally allows you to be racist and sexist and that…
Jul 12
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I know you will not clutch your pearls in surprise when I tell you that one of the writers behind the notoriously…
Jul 7
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You may disagree with Illinois Sen. Tammy Duckworth’s policy. You may not even like the fact that she’s bold and…
Mar 26
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One of the most overused tropes in sitcoms and movies is when the parents have to say something offensive or talk…
Mar 18
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The first case of coronavirus was diagnosed in the U.S. on January 21, but the president knew that this was…
Jul 10 2019
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Ah, the long, glorious of days of summer: when the drink menus are filled with rosé, the racists are furious and…
Jul 2 2019
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When you inherit millions in property and money from your father and spend your entire life sheltered from the…
Jun 21 2019
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It’s no secret that the president gets his cues from Fox News.
Jun 7 2019
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Last month, the 92nd Scripps National Spelling Bee somehow concluded in a historic eight-way tie. Its eight winners…
Mar 11 2019
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Fox News host Tucker Carlson isn’t an outstanding white man. He can’t do anything extraordinary. He can’t sing or…
Mar 7 2019
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Donald Trump, the president whose petulance reaches further than the ties he seemingly purchased from the estate of…
Feb 20 2019
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Fake Fox News host Tucker Carlson continues to run his game as the overly snotty, uber-conservative who knows more…
Jan 17 2019
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Spoiled milk-filled boat shoe repurposed as a moat for mice with sentience Tucker Carlson is a person who exists in…
Dec 18 2018
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Fox News’ Tucker Carlson just proved that even a Fox News host can never go full racist, unless he’s Sean Hannity.…
Dec 7 2018
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President Trump must really be messing up when the frat-faced fuck boy Tucker Carlson, an employee of the…
Nov 8 2018
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Turns out Fox News host Tucker Carlson doesn’t live under a rock near a swamp like many of us believed. He actually…
Oct 3 2018
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If you’ve ever wondered what Kanye West would be like if he were raised by a frozen-food heiress and the U.S. ambassa…
Aug 23 2018
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As it stands Flint, Mich., still doesn’t have clean drinking water and Puerto Rico is still recovering from…
Mar 21 2018
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Just when you thought the sentient celery stalk who cosplays as a concerned-as-fuck-looking, mediocre, diet white…