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Love And Hip Hop Presents: Bow Wow And Erica Mena Are Engaged For Some Reason
No, they’re really engaged. Like, seriously. But, we can’t help but think this is Mona Scott-Young’s doing. Erica needs another storyline. Bow Wow needs more exposure as his government-named persona. Which, let’s get this clear right now… we still gonna call you, Bow Wow, Mr. Shad Moss. Your mama named you Bow Wow, we gonna call…
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Poussey Too Bomb: Orange Is The New Black Writer Divorces Husband; Dates Samira Wiley
I’ve had many conversations about the Poussey Effect, which is basically the voodoo that Samira do so well that puts even straight girls in a spell. I’m definitely in that camp. It’s that mischievous smile, yo. Apparently, OITNB head writer, Lauren Morelli divorced her husband after realizing she was a lesbian. She admitted that writing…
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Paul George Got On Twitter This Morning. He Shouldn't Have.
Athletes are a talented bunch. But nobody has ever accused them of all being smart. Or having any real concept of common sense, decency, or consideration. Such is the case of Paul George of the Indiana Pacers. When we last spoke of Paul George, his leg was breaking every kind of which a way. Well…
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Proof That God Really Does Exist: Carlton Banks Is On Dancing With The Stars
Although I belong to a church, I wouldn’t call myself a “church person.” Still, I do believe in God, who always manages to quell any doubts about his existence by doing things like creating the Pacific Ocean, inventing praise dancing just so Black people can be even Blacker in church, and ALLOWING CARLTON BANKS TO…
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Man Arrested For…Waiting While Black? Being Polite While Black? Being Black While Black?
Just watch this fucking shit.
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Bill O'Reilly and Megyn Kelly Argue About White Privilege, And Kelly…Surprises
Ladies and gentlemen, hell has frozen over. Heathens ’bout to let it go and build snowmen up in this piece. Bill O’Reilly recently invited Megyn Kelly on his show, The O’Reilly Factor, to discuss what he calls, “the White Privilege Theory.” For those of you who don’t remember her name, Megyn was the biggest advocate for Santa Clause’s Whiteness,…
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Blue Ivy Woke Up Like 'Dis, So Please Just Stop About Her Hair
Social media was all aflutter over Karrueche’s recent comments about Blue Ivy’s hair on 106th and Park. It was apparently Pt: 1 of their routine jokey gags, so, to be fair… 106th kinda threw Kantstopwontstop under the bus as it’s really the staff writer who shaded Blue. Ol’ girl could have declined, of course, but… killing messengers and…
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Joe Budden, The Epitome Of Bitchassness
Joe Budden has apparently been keeping himself busy since Love & Hip Hop. Because we know he’s not making any music. At least not any music anyone outside of Jersey will ever actually hear. The NYPD sent out a tweet saying they were searching for him in regards to a few domestic abuse allegations, and Joey…
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Ferguson At Fairfax And Wilshire
You might recognize Leo Breckenridge from his role as “Andre” — the Panama character in our TV pilot. Here he is with a performance piece for Ferguson and Michael Brown, filmed in L.A. on Fairfax and Wilshire — the corner where the Notorious B.I.G. was shot and killed.
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Just So You Know We're Not Making This Shit Up
From “Michael Brown Spent Last Weeks Grappling With Problems and Promise” — today’s NY Times piece about Michael Brown. Who, by the way, was buried today, two weeks after getting killed by a police officer. Michael Brown, 18, due to be buried on Monday, was no angel, with public records and interviews with friends and…