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Robin Thicke's Reverse Thirst Trap
Robin Thicke is taking unrequited guilt-induced simping to the next level. After he dedicated a bunch of songs to Paula Patton during his tour, he decided to take his reverse thirst trap to the next level and dedicate a whole album to her… by naming it Paula. Because if there’s anything that will help a rocky…
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Eve Marries Rich White Man With Most Appropriate Name Ever
Eve put them paws on her man and nabbed her a Gotdamn British billionaire. Maximillion (Aside: I feel like you are destined to be rich with that name. You can’t work at Waffle House with Maximillion on your name tag) Cooper and Eve walk down the aisle in Ibiza in front of friends, family, and…