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Even Kellyanne Conway's Husband George Thinks Trump Is a Nutjob
The Conway household must be a riot. On one side is the White House counselor and He-Man’s adversary, Kellyanne Conway, and on the other is her robust husband, George, who openly hates the president—who just happens to be his wife’s boss. It’s a marriage made in sitcom heaven. George recently took to Twitter to note…
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President Trump Tweets for Fox News to ‘Bring Back’ His Bae Jeanine Pirro
President Donald Trump and Fox News host Jeanine Pirro are a thing. Maybe not a thing the way that Trump and Stormy Daniels were a thing, but the president clearly loves the evil news anchor with the Archie Bunker disposition and rugged racist scowl. The president is always tweeting about his boo, and now that…
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Trump Threatens to Veto Senate’s Vote Against His Wall Because That’s What Mob Bosses Do
Trump is doing it again. The arrogant thing that has become the signature of his time in office, where he ignores everyone around him like a kid who sticks his fingers in his ears when his parents are talking, only to do what he’s been told not to do. No one wants this dumbass wall.…
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Trump's Latest Lie Might Be His Wildest Yet
During a meeting with Apple CEO Tim Cook, President Trump mistakenly called him “Tim Apple.” It didn’t happen in private. White House snitch Kellyanne Conway didn’t use her burner phone to share this with the media. The moment was televised. It happened during a White House meeting of the American Workforce Policy Advisory Board, and…
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Trump’s Latest Word Salad on Russia Collusion and Paul Manafort’s Sentencing
President Donald Trump usually delivers his nonsensical rants on Twitter, but every once and a while, when the blood moon meets Mars, the president graces the public with a goobledy-gook of mishmash that serves as an official statement. On Friday, the president of people who put rain boots on their dogs stopped on the White…
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The President's Former Lawyer, Michael Cohen, Wants His Coins, Sues Trump Organization for $1.9 Million in Legal Fees
The president’s former fixer, Michael Cohen, wants all his bread, all his cheddar, and all his mozzarella so he can make a cheese sandwich before he heads off to the pokey. According to the president’s favorite newspaper, The New York Times, Cohen filed a lawsuit on Thursday against the Trump Organization, accusing them of breaking…
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Donald President Refers to Apple CEO Tim Cook as 'Tim Apple' and This Isn't the First Time He's Done This
The president is an idiot. Not a common variety idiot. He’s an idiot with a lot of money who knows how to rally other idiots to believe that he’s not an idiot, even when he’s actually the idiot king! Or, King idiot! In a meeting Wednesday with Apple CEO Tim Cook, the president proved again…
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CNN Focus Group Doesn't Want Joe Biden to Run in 2020: 'His Time Is Done'
Well, if a CNN focus group is a small slice of America, then a small slice of America is done with Joe Biden and the former vice president’s flirtatious romance with running for president. Biden, who is seen by many political pundits as a potential front-runner should he decide to join the Democratic primary, may…
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Thank You Black Baby Jesus, Hillary Clinton Isn't Running For President in 2020
The former secretary of state and first lady who couldn’t beat a lying orange bag of afterbirth in her second run for the White House will spare us the show that is the Hillary Clinton campaign and stand down in the 2020 election. “I’m not running,” Clinton told News 12. “But I’m going to keep…