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  • GTFOH Trump Watch: You ’Bout to Go to Prison

    If you’ve ever wondered why President Trump is fighting so hard to steal the election and remain in office, it’s because he knows that once he becomes a regular citizen again he’s going to prison. OK, maybe not directly to prison, but he’s going to have to answer for all the crooked shit he did…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • GTFOH Trump Watch: He’s Taking This Breakup Really Hard

    Breakups can be difficult, especially when one side didn’t see it coming. President Trump is really struggling with America telling him that they’ve moved on. He’s still trying to make America love him again and it’s just not working. At some point, the president has to realize that it doesn’t matter how many court cases…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • GTFOH Trump Watch: Rudy Got Dat Rona

    For months, the president and his personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, have not only openly ignored public health and safety guidelines regarding the coronavirus, but they have both downplayed anything related to the highly contagious virus. Since early February, Rudy Giuliani has refused to wear a mask and has literally been out in public raw dogging…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • Hear That, Maskholes? President-Elect Joe Biden Will Ask Americans to Wear Masks for 100 Days

    Look, the current president of white supremacy has grand royally fucked up this whole coronavirus thing, so when President-elect Joe Biden takes office, he wants all Americans—including those maskholes who would rather die than wear a paper mask over their racist faces—to wear masks for 100 days so that America can try and get this…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • How Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Helped His State Become a Superspreader

    How Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Helped His State Become a Superspreader

    If you aren’t familiar with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, think South Carolina Lindsey Graham but even more spineless. From the beginning of Trump’s presidency, DeSantis has been fighting to win the president’s gaze. At one point, when states were turning up their nose at hosting the GOP convention because of the coronavirus, it was DeSantis…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • GTFOH Trump Watch: Midnight Regulations

    My sisters and I had this thing that we’d do whenever we were in trouble and needed a parent to sign off on something the school sent home. For me, the one who was always in trouble, I damn near perfected it and it worked like this: Wait until my dad was well into his…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • GTFOH Trump Watch: The Old Man From Queens Rambles for 46 Minutes

    President Trump either truly believes that this election was stolen from him or he’s ridiculously committed to keeping up with this lie, but either way, it is exhausting. The president of people who believe the election was stolen from him just won’t stop making this claim that there was massive voter fraud and he’s the…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • GTFOH Trump Watch: Cat Turd, Indeed

    The president has done a lot of stupid shit since taking office. Hiring Sean Spicer to work in any other position besides valet is one. Anyone remember covfefe? What about the time the president shut down the government to show Nancy Pelosi who was the boss only to relent to Pelosi’s demands weeks later. Anyone…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • GTFOH Trump Watch: Old Man Trump Just Keeps Babbling to Himself

    It’s hard to let go of the past. Napoleon Dynamite’s uncle was so enamored by his own football past that he once offered to throw a football over a mountain. George Jefferson would tell anyone who listened that he came from nothing to owning seven, that’s right, seven dry cleaners. And don’t let any of…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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  • GTFOH Trump Watch: The Trump and Rudy Show Hit the Road

    In what can only be described as a vaudevillian act of racist proportions, President Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani, the dumber to the president’s dumb, are allegedly traveling to Pennsylvania on Wednesday for a meeting about election impropriety that didn’t happen. According to Bloomberg, Trump’s visit, which was reportedly confirmed by three separate sources, was…

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    Stephen A. Crockett Jr.

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