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Trump Expected to Make Changes to US Cuba Policy in Miami This Week
For all those who didn’t get to go to Cuba during the two years after President Barack Obama lifted restrictions on travel to the country, you might be SOL.President Donald Trump is expected to make substantial changes to the U.S. policy toward Cuba in Miami on Friday. On the campaign trail, Trump vowed to terminate…
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Trump: I’m Willing to Testify Under Oath About Comey’s Claims; Also, the President Is a Big-Ass Liar
We have a better chance that Birdman will release Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter V than that President Donald Trump will release the James Comey mixtape, and here’s why: There ain’t no tape! He knows it, Comey knows it, everyone knows it; and Trump practically confirmed it Friday during a Rose Garden news conference with Romanian…
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Big Trump Didn’t Tweet During Comey Testimony, but Lil’ Donald Trump Jr. Did
Rumor had it before ex-FBI Director James Comey’s testimony that President Twitter Fingas was going to set social media ablaze. The scuttlebutt was that President Orange Tang Face was going to live-tweet his reactions to the bags of tea Comey was dumping on the White House lawn. While Comey didn’t disappoint in giving up the…
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Watch James Comey Spill All the Tea Here
Like Trump Impeachment Christmas or Nerd Super Bowl, the day has finally arrived. Ex-FBI Director James Comey is set to testify before members of Congress as to what went on behind the scenes with President Donald Trump and his on-again, on-again girlfriend, Mother Russia. Hopefully, Comey won’t hold anything back, and hopefully, he will be…
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James Comey’s Statement to the Senate Intelligence Committee Is the Most Epic Dry-Snitch of All Time
James Comey will testify before the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence Thursday at 10 a.m. EDT. In advance of that testimony, he wrote a statement documenting all of his interactions with Donald Trump, both before the inauguration and after Trump took office, and it is the greatest dry-snitch you have ever read in your life.…
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Trump Asked National Intelligence Director to Intervene in Comey’s Russia Probe: Report
Daniel Coats, director of national intelligence, told associates in March that President Donald Trump asked him to intervene with then-FBI Director James Comey and get him to have the bureau back off of its investigation into former national security adviser Michael Flynn and his ties to Russia. The incident occurred March 22, less than a…
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Fingers Crossed: Attorney General Jeff Sessions Threatens to Quit as Tension With Trump Escalates
Two days before former FBI Director James Comey is scheduled to testify before the Senate Intelligence Committee, President Donald Trump’s world continues to unravel right before our very eyes. According to an unconfirmed report, U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions has threatened to quit his job amid rising tensions between him and the president. The friction…
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Trump Tweets Are Now ‘Official Statements’ From President; He May Live-Tweet During James Comey’s Hearing
White House press secretary Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer is up to his old tricks again. After several months of claiming that the press spends too much time paying attention to President Twitter Fingas’ timeline, Spicy now claims that the president’s tweets are official statements from the president and should be treated as such. This about-face…
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Represent the President or Nah? Top Lawyers Tell Trump to Kick Russian Rocks
Looks like President Vladimir TrumPutin is having trouble finding a law firm that’s willing to represent his lying ass in the Russia investigations, and that’s because the president has proved himself to be an untrustworthy client. According to several sources who spoke with Yahoo! News, four major law firms have passed on the opportunity to…
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Instead of Offering Compassion, Trump Condemns London’s Muslim Mayor in Wake of Terror Attack
Leave it to our tone-deaf president to use a tragic event and make it all the more so with his tiny Twitter fingers. In the wake of the London terror attack that left seven dead and 12 suspects arrested, President Donald Trump angrily twisted London Mayor Sadiq Khan’s words, basically branding him soft on terror.…