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Trump Goes on Twitter Rampage, Claims Morning Joe Host ‘Was Bleeding Badly From a Face-Lift’
Donald Trump is a messy bitch. Full stop. Wait, I just got a video message from the president: On Thursday mooring, instead of focusing his energy on his Trumpcare bill, which is suffering from severe chest pains and shortness of breath, the dictator-in-chief waded into the petty waters to attack Morning Joe co-hosts Joe Scarborough…
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Watch the President Sexually Harass a Female Reporter
President Pussy Grabber is at it again. During a call with Irish Prime Minister Leo Varadkar, in which journalists were present, Donald Trump thought it was appropriate to call out a female Irish reporter and compliment her smile, adding, “I bet she treats you well.” The creepy old man, who happens to run the country…
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Trump Couldn’t Wait to Hit Twitter After CNN’s Fake-News Debacle
A broken clock is right twice a day, and every once in a while a reputable news organization messes up. On Monday it was announced that three of CNN’s high-profile journalists resigned after a Trump-and-Russia-related article fell apart. The story, which was published late last week and was retracted after an investigation revealed that it…
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Here’s Why Donald Trump Ended the Eid Dinner Tradition
Sorry, the 53 percent of white women who voted for the current president, but Donald Trump is a rich white man’s president. He’s aligned himself with the hatred held by poor, white, middle and Southern Americans to motivate them to the polls, and every now and then, he throws them a bone to remind them…
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Guess Where the 1st Trump Re-Election Fundraiser Is Being Held?
Because President Vladimir TrumPutin is running the country to better the Trump family, his first re-election fundraiser will be held at …. wait for it … Trump International Hotel. You know—the hotel that was built moments before Russian hackers gave him the election. Campaign director Michael Glassner told the Associated Press that the hotel makes…
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Congressional Black Caucus: Trump and His Administration Don’t Care About Black People
Rep. Cedric L. Richmond, Democrat from New Orleans and chair of the Congressional Black Caucus, wrote a three-page letter Wednesday to Donald Trump declining his invitation to the CBC to meet with him, and outlining the many reasons the group as a whole is saying no. In a letter dated June 21 (pdf), Richmond opened…
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Trump Talks Cuba, but All I Heard Was ‘Assata Shakur’ and All I Saw Was a ‘Blacks for Trump’ Sign
President Donald Trump is continuing on his “I’m going to do the opposite of whatever Obama did” presidency tour, announcing Friday that he’s going to get tough on Cuba, including a demand that the communist country return American fugitives and name-checking Assata Shakur, née Joanne Chesimard. “Return the fugitives from American justice, including the return…
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This Might Be Trump’s Best Tweet Yet
President Donald Trump and I rarely agree. In fact, we are so far apart that if he said the sky was blue, I would say, “Shut up, you orange-faced afterbirth, lying sack of Russian urine!” But I must admit that Trump’s latest tweet is a good one. On Friday he confirmed that he was under…
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President Tweets as Russia Probe Moves Closer to White House
President Twitter Fingas is up to his old tricks again. As the Russia investigation moves closer to findings of possible obstruction of justice, Donald Trump took out his virtual bullhorn to shout more nonsense. This time, President Vladimir TrumPutin claims that accusations his campaign colluded with Russia last year are “phony” and called the investigation…
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How Trump’s Cabinet Meeting Devolved Into a Mob Movie
It was supposed to be a simple photo opportunity where President Donald Trump tries not to look like an evil tyrant as his all-white Cabinet (don’t worry; we see you, Ben Carson!) sits around the president, but of course this moment involved Trump, which means it got really weird really fast. After signing some stuff,…