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  • Sure, the Bowling Green Massacre Is Fake, but That Doesn’t Mean We Can’t Mourn Fake Deaths

    It isn’t funny. Thousands of fictional people lost their lives! Fictional families are still in mourning trying to pick up the fictional pieces that have been scattered since the fictional Bowling Green Massacre! And it is disrespectful for us to collectively make fun of this fictional tragedy just because it didn’t happen. Senior Trump adviser…

  • Nordstrom Drops Ivanka Trump Brand From Stores, Citing Poor Sales

    The American people are showing businessmen and businesswomen that while they may be able to ignore the voices of protest that are currently resonating across the country over the Donald Trump presidency and all the controversial executive orders that have come with it, they’re not going to be able to ignore this coin. The #DeleteUber…

  • Dylann Roof’s Attorneys Argued He Has Mental Disorders: Report 

    Dylann Roof, the white supremacist who was sentenced to death in the murders of nine black parishioners at a historic black church in Charleston, S.C., suffers from several mental disorders, attorneys claimed in an unsealed court document, CNN reports. According to the network, his legal team filed the document Dec. 6, the day before opening…

  • ‘Ashy Knees’: Fans Taunt Black Student-Athlete at NJ High School Basketball Game

    New video has been publicized from a New Jersey high school basketball game that occurred Jan. 27 between Dover High School and Jefferson High School, in which the Jefferson crowd shouted racially charged comments at a black Dover student-athlete during the pregame warmups, NJ.com reports. Jefferson Superintendent Patrick Tierney apologized Monday after students “allegedly made…

  • 50 ACLU Affiliates File Demands for Documents on Implementation of Trump’s Muslim Ban

    Fifty affiliates of the American Civil Liberties Union filed 18 coordinated Freedom of Information Act requests Thursday with local U.S. Customs and Border Protection offices in an effort to expose how Trump-administration officials are interpreting and executing the president’s Muslim ban at international airports across the country, violating federal court orders that stayed the ban’s…

  • Uber CEO Leaves Trump Advisory Council After Catching a Fade From #DeleteUber Campaign

    Uber CEO Travis Kalanick has not had the best week. After accusations surfaced that his company was trying to profit off of immigration-ban protests over the weekend at San Francisco International Airport and word got out that he was on President Donald Trump’s Business Advisory Council, a #DeleteUber social media campaign was started against him…

  • House Votes to Scrap Rule Requiring Extended Background Check on Gun Buys by Those With Mental Disabilities

    The House voted 235-180 Thursday to scrap an Obama rule to extend background checks on gun purchases by disabled Social Security recipients determined to be mentally incapable of managing their own affairs. According to the Washington Post, the rule required the Social Security Administration to provide information to the gun-buying background-check system about recipients with…

  • Ronald Gasser Indicted on 2nd-Degree Murder Charge in Shooting Death of Joe McKnight

    The man accused of shooting and killing former NFL player Joe McKnight during a road rage incident in Terrytown, La., has been indicted on a second-degree murder charge, the Jefferson Parish District Attorney’s Office announced Thursday. Ronald Gasser, 55, was originally arrested and charged with manslaughter on Dec. 5, four days after McKnight’s death, NOLA.com…

  • Trump Is the Boyfriend Who Can’t Stop Talking About His Old Girlfriend

    President Donald Trump hasn’t accepted that his relationship with Celebrity Apprentice is over. He can’t accept that Arnold Schwarzenegger is the new boss with a new catchphrase. He also can’t deal with the fact that his old flame has moved on without him even though his new bae, the presidency of the United States of…

  • Trump Administration Modifies Sanctions With Our Play Cousin Russia

    The Trump administration has loosened sanctions on America’s new play cousin on our fascist father’s side. That’s right—the Treasury Department announced Thursday a modification of sanctions put in place by the Obama administration after intelligence agencies determined that it was involved in cyberattacks to meddle with the U.S. elections in November, CNBC reports. And now…