Sure, the Bowling Green Massacre Is Fake, but That Doesn’t Mean We Can’t Mourn Fake Deaths

It isn’t funny. Thousands of fictional people lost their lives! Fictional families are still in mourning trying to pick up the fictional pieces that have been scattered since the fictional Bowling Green Massacre! Suggested Reading How CoCo Gauff Became the World’s Highest-Paid Female Athlete at Just 21 Years Old! How Trump’s ‘Vengeance Quota’ Unsubtly Targets…

It isn’t funny. Thousands of fictional people lost their lives! Fictional families are still in mourning trying to pick up the fictional pieces that have been scattered since the fictional Bowling Green Massacre!

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And it is disrespectful for us to collectively make fun of this fictional tragedy just because it didn’t happen.

Senior Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway, who is a real person made up of lies, told MSNBC’s Chris Matthews: “I bet it’s brand-new information to people that President Obama had a six-month ban on the Iraqi refugee program after two Iraqis came here to this country, were radicalized, and they were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green Massacre. It didn’t get covered.”

Conway is right; it is brand-new information. It’s called lying, and I think it’s way too bogged down in facts right now. I’m with you, Conway. Let’s continue to make up shit to blame Muslims for so that we can justify treating them in a fucked-up way.

Below are a list of other fictional deaths for which radicalized Muslims are responsible:

The Mufasa massacre:

The Thelma and Louise massacre:

The Ponyboy massacre:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TzwGXxO7yQ

The Red Wedding massacre:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnxvUuSzbMI

The Jack-from-Titanic massacre:

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