Donald Trump
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President TrumPutin Hates the Arts, According to 1st Budget Blueprint
President Vladimir TrumPutin wants to be such a tough hard-ass that he keeps picking fights even when there are none. Currently the U.S. is beefing with Mexico. Mexico? We loved Mexico prior to TrumPutin’s reign. Now Mexico hates us because of this dumb-ass wall that no one wants. On Thursday the president unveiled his first…
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Was McDonald’s Twitter Hacked, or Has It Gone Rogue?
Updated Thursday, March 16, 2017, 9:39 a.m. EDT: Looks as though the tweet was deleted, which means they were probably hacked. Earlier: I mean, plenty of us agree with the sentiments posted to McDonald’s Twitter on Thursday morning. But was the account hacked? So far the tweet has been up for more than 20 minutes…
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Federal Judge in Hawaii Blocks Trump’s Revised Travel Ban
President Donald Trump’s revised travel ban, which barred the issuance of new visas to citizens of six Muslim-majority countries and suspended the admission of new refugees into the United States, was blocked by a federal judge in Hawaii on Wednesday. The executive order, which was to have taken effect Thursday, was blocked nationwide by U.S.…
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Member of Trump’s Leadership Team Found in Motel With Teen Boy: Report
Oklahoma state Sen. Ralph Shortey, who was a noted Birther and a member of President Vladimir TrumPutin’s leadership team, is under investigation after he was reportedly found in a motel with a boy younger than 18. Shortey, 35, was found inside a Super 8 motel in Moore, Okla., on March 9 with a boy Cleveland…
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3 Reasons I Believe TrumPutin Released His Own Taxes, and 1 Reason I Don’t
When Rachel Maddow tweeted that she had Vladimir TrumPutin’s tax return, it was as if Beyoncé and Frank Ocean had made a duets album that leaked at midnight. We all rushed to see what the hell she’d found. But in the end it was less Blond Lemonade and more Geraldo, his dumb-ass mustache and Al…
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Donald Trump Has Beef With Snoop Dogg Over Music Video
Shortly after tweeting about fake news regarding his 2005 tax returns, Donald Trump turned his attention to more important news: a rapper’s music video. Apparently, Trump has finally gotten wind of Snoop Dogg’s video for “Lavender,” which depicts Trump as a clown president (life imitating art) with Snoop aiming a gun at his head. Of…
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The White House Beat Rachel Maddow to Publishing Trump’s 2005 Tax Return, but Rachel Won the Game
Unless you turned off your phone, computer and television Tuesday night in order to enjoy some quiet time with your thoughts, you have already heard that Rachel Maddow tweeted that she would be revealing Donald Trump’s 2005 tax return courtesy of the two pages of a Form 1040 that were mailed to Daily Beast reporter…
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Why Can’t We Cover Trump’s Twitter Fingers and His Presidency?
President Vladimir TrumPutin has been a busy man since taking office. Mostly he’s been busy hiding his taxes from the American public, and hiding his relationship with Russian operatives. He’s surely spent time keeping the video of paid Russian thots R. Kelly-ing all over a hotel room out of the hands of the public, and…