Donald Trump
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James Comey: Trump Is a Liar and Yes, We’re Looking Into Russia Ties (I’m Paraphrasing a Bit)
FBI Director James Comey came for the president with all the receipts his office carries, noting that there was “no information to support” President Donald TrumPutin’s outlandish claim that former President Barack Obama tapped his office during the 2016 election. Appearing before the House Intelligence Committee alongside National Security Agency Director Mike Rogers, both men…
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Fox News Pundit Calls for Snoop Dogg and Bow Wow to Be ‘Killed’ for Anti-Trump Comments
It’s one thing to make a parody video about how clown-tastic the president is, the way Snoop Dogg did in “Lavender.” But it’s another for someone to go on television and suggest that Snoop Dogg should be killed. And that’s exactly what Fox News pundit Kimberly Guilfoyle did over the weekend. During an appearance on…
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Trump Totally Disrespected Angela Merkel. WTF?
There have been rumors—OK, there was a tape—that our current president has a problem with women. He continually disrespected them during his campaign—calling them slobs, disgusting, blood coming out of their wherever—but his (complicit) daughter Ivanka Trump’s presence sought to absolve him of that. And apparently many women fell for it. In fact, 48 percent…
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Why Are We Threatening Crazy Uncle North Korea?
Everyone except this dumb-ass administration knows that North Korea is the crazy uncle in Grandma’s basement that you don’t bother because he’s unstable. You just leave his plate at the top of the stairs and shut the door. But no, not President Vladimir TrumPutin. Because he believes that being president is akin to being Chuck…
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Well, This Is Awkward: TrumPutin to Meet With German Chancellor Angela Merkel After He Talked Mad Shit About Her
During his presidential campaign, Vladimir TrumPutin made a habit of talking recklessly about German Chancellor Angela Merkel. In fact, Merkel became an anecdote in the wildly spun tale of how a country turns to shit once it lets refugees in. Most of TrumPutin’s 2016 campaign fodder was about what a great country Germany used to…
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Van Jones Is Way Too Kind to That Demagogue and Those Deplorables
For some time now, Van Jones has offered a bevy of political musings that might prompt more sensible, less forgiving souls to barf in a bag or bang their head against a wall, but it seems only now that are some catching on. Recently, the CNN political commentator managed to piss off quite a few…
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Trump Administration Will Appeal Rulings That Blocked Revised Travel Ban ‘Soon’
Because his beloved Muslim travel ban is obviously the hill that President Donald Trump wants to die on, White House press secretary Sean Spicer confirmed Thursday that the administration plans to appeal the rulings from two federal judges that have temporarily blocked the revised travel ban. As previously reported on The Root, a federal judge…
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Trump Recites an Irish Proverb Written by a Nigerian Poet
On the eve of St. Patrick’s Day, Donald Trump decided to read his favorite Irish proverb. “Always remember to forget the friends that proved untrue. But never forget to remember those that have stuck by you,” said Nigerian poet Albashir Adam Alhassan. Alhassan was born to Nigerian parents in the Kano State of Nigeria, which,…
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President TrumPutin Lied on Obama, so Why Isn’t Anyone Saying It?
On March 4, when the president of these United States hopped on Twitter and tweeted a series of tweets claiming that former President Barack Obama had wiretapped his home in New York City’s Trump Tower when he was running for president, the media was in shock. Shortly after the claim, and because TrumPutin is too…
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Why Won’t Y’all’s Punk-Ass President Stop Campaigning? Have We Not Suffered Enough?
On Wednesday morning, y’all’s punk-ass president began his day the way he so often does: by ruining everyone’s morning with deranged tweets reeking of stupidity, paranoia and various strains of bullshit. First he took shots at Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative reporter David Cay Johnston—whom he claims no one has ever heard of, even though Tropicana Jong-il…