Donald Trump
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Former National Security Adviser Mike Flynn Offers to Testify in Exchange for Immunity From Prosecution
Mike Flynn is looking to get himself out of hot water by snitching on his friends. As the Federal Bureau of Investigation and congressional officials continue their investigation into the Trump campaign’s potential ties to Russia, Flynn has indicated that he would be willing to be interviewed in exchange for a grant of immunity from…
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This Is All James Comey’s Fault
On Thursday morning, news surfaced that the experimental humanoid who somehow got a job as director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (you’re not fooling us, James Comey; we know a Frankenstein monster when we see one) wanted to tell the public about Russia’s interference in the 2016 election as early as last summer. He…
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‘Blue Chip’ Activist Roger Wilkins Dies
Insider; Editorialist at N.Y. Times, Washington Post . . . I Said, ‘They Don’t Know What to Make of You’ Escobar Rises, Days Moves in Philly Shakeup Journalists Assaulted by Pro-Trump Supporters L.A. Times Ventures ‘On Edge in Trump’s America’ Could Obama Sue Trump for Defamation? NAHJ, Gay Journalists Publish Spanish Stylebook Racial Words That…
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The Best of Maxine Waters (Since Sunny D Zedong Won the Election)
As all sensible people know, the 45th president of the United States is a stupid, shifty, lying son of a bitch. If you heard “son of a bitch” in Tisha Campbell’s voice when she played Yvonne in Boomerang, congratulations, you’re a real one. However, when it comes to sensible people in public life who are…
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President Pee-Pee Won’t Be Throwing the 1st Pitch on Opening Day Because He Has Tiny Fingers and Hates America
If you ever had any doubt that President Vladimir TrumPutin was an un-American shit bag, look no further: The deal-maker who has made no deals since riding Russia’s wave into the White House has turned down the Washington Nationals’ offer to throw out the first pitch on opening day. The good people over at Sporting…
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Why Is the Justice Department Trying to Silence Sally Yates?
Former acting Attorney General Sally Yates was supposed to testify before the House Intelligence Committee about the obvious connection between President Vladimir TrumPutin’s campaign staff and Russian officials—that is, until, her attorney claims, the Justice Department applied the brakes. Yates’ lawyer, David O’Neil, accused the Justice Department of trying to silence Yates, who served as…
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Even Devin Nunes Knows It’s Time to Recuse Himself
It’s time for House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes to recuse himself from this investigation. He knows that. He’s compromised himself too much to be even remotely impartial, if that was ever going to happen. Nunes was part of President Pee Pee’s transition team, so the idea that he could lead an investigation into whether…
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Devin Nunes Is Looking Real Shaky Out Here After News He Received Documents on White House Grounds
The investigation into President Pee Pee’s campaign ties to Russia is starting to become as messy as this damn administration. Now it looks like House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) met a source on White House grounds last week, a day before he claimed that then-President-elect Vladimir TrumPutin was, in fact, subjected to surveillance…
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President’s Son-in-Law to Meet With Senate Intel Committee Over Russia Meetings
President Vladimir TrumPutin’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, aka “Kushy Jared,” has agreed to a sit-down with the Senate Intelligence Committee because he has served as a “primary point of contact with foreign government officials.” “Throughout the campaign and transition, Jared Kushner served as the official primary point of contact with foreign governments and officials,”according to a…