Shut Your Piehole, Tomi Lahren

The “alt-right” harpy herself
The “alt-right” harpy herself
Photo: John Sciulli (Getty Images)

Dear Tomi Lahren:

This is just a quick note to let you know how much you get on my nerves.

I don’t even follow you on Twitter, but people are always retweeting your inanity onto my timeline, and then I am forced to have a thought about it. Like today.

Someone shared a tweet from Wednesday in which you said:

Hey Lefties, “AR” does NOT stand for “assault rifle.” It stands for “ArmaLite rifle.” You want to take our guns but you don’t know jack about guns. See the problem?


First of all, bitch, if you think the most important part of this gun debate is knowing what the “AR” in “AR-15” stands for, you are an even bigger idiot than your tweets portray.

Way to derail the discussion.

Do you even have a functioning brain? Do you care about anything more than sucking “alt-right” dick for Twitter clout?


You understand that children died, right? Do you think the parents of those dead parents care what the fuck the “AR” stands for?

Like, why are you still here? YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE.


Girl, fuck you.


A bitch who recommends you don’t @ her when you see this.

News Editor for The Root. I said what I said. Period.

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