Turns out that before becoming an inept White House spokesperson, Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer was a shitty White House Easter Bunny, so this isn’t the first time he’s represented a mythical stance as fact.
In 2008, back when Spicy Facts had a sense of humor and didn’t take lying so fucking seriously, he used to help George W. Bush with
eggs of mass destruction Easter Bunny shit, which basically includes scaring the fuck out of little children, for which I don’t believe Spicy Facts needs a costume.
Spicy Facts used to help out during the annual Easter Egg Roll on the White House lawn and basically walk around and take photos in a big fucking Easter Bunny outfit.
Because being a giant bunny isn’t a full-time job, according to the RT news network, Spicer was also an assistant U.S. trade representative for media and public affairs.
Spicer has gone from being a bunny to being an assclown, and he notes that the job of being the Easter Bunny has helped him to be able to hide shit from the public.*
*OK, he didn’t say this, but come on, you know it’s true.
Read more at RT.