
Thursday marked the last official day of Sean âSpicy Factsâ Spicerâs tumultuous run as a member of President Ezekiel von FuckFaceâs staff, and who knew? I mean, I loved the guy and I didnât even know. In fact, I thought heâd been gone ever since Sarah Huckabee Sanders, aka Suckabee, took over the role of first fibber on the mic when she started holding White House press briefings.
I wish I could say that Iâm going to miss Spicy Facts, but I already did that when I thought he was gone.
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So in memoriam of Spicy Factsâ rise from White House bunny to White House communications spokesperson, letâs take a look back at some of the best stories written about the man, the myth, the legend.
Like the time when he claimed that Hitler didnât gas the Jews:
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Or the many fights he had with the press:
Or the time he hid among the bushes to avoid the press:
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And who can forget the time he started checking staffâs cellphones to find who was leaking news to the press?
Or the time that he wanted to convince a group of grown adults that âcovfefeâ was an actual word?
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We are really going to miss you, Spicy Factsâtoo bad we all thought you were already gone.