Rate These Kavanaugh Faces: From Boofed to Let Me Speak to Your Manager

It must be nice to be a white man.

Thursday was arguably one of the whitest white-man moments in the history of white man-ism.

It was white mantastic.

Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, a white man, literally walked into the jar of mayonnaise called the Senate Judiciary Committee and told the interviewers to go fuck themselves.

And, even though he told the Knights of the White Table to go eat a bushel of dicks, he’s still going to get the job! A job, mind you, that’s a lifetime appointment.

Nevertheless, during the hearing, which really was a show of white mantasia, Kavanaugh gave faces. Many faces. In fact, I don’t know any other person besides a white man who could’ve gone into a hearing on sexual assault and acted like a raging madman.

Below are a series of faces that you can rate in the comments....