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It must be nice to be a white man.

Thursday was arguably one of the whitest white-man moments in the history of white man-ism.

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It was white mantastic.

Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, a white man, literally walked into the jar of mayonnaise called the Senate Judiciary Committee and told the interviewers to go fuck themselves.

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And, even though he told the Knights of the White Table to go eat a bushel of dicks, he’s still going to get the job! A job, mind you, that’s a lifetime appointment.

Nevertheless, during the hearing, which really was a show of white mantasia, Kavanaugh gave faces. Many faces. In fact, I don’t know any other person besides a white man who could’ve gone into a hearing on sexual assault and acted like a raging madman.

Below are a series of faces that you can rate in the comments....

1. Yes, this is the face I make when I dance.

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2. Did someone put seasoning on my chicken?

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3. Why is this woman talking to me without handing me a beer?

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4. Why are you asking me relevant questions? Can’t you see that I’m white?

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5. You didn’t tell me that there’d be black people here.

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6. Hulk mad! Wait... why am I not turning green?

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7. Senators, the legal precedent established in the landmark 1993 Doggystyle case clearly states: “It ain’t no fun if my homies can’t have none.”

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Senior Editor @ The Root, boxes outside my weight class, when they go low, you go lower.

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DISCUSSION

I don’t know...as a woman. I find these faces more terrifying than funny.

While we were watching yesterday, every time he made that tiny mouth, I got chills and was glad his wife couldn’t see that face because I thought she’d be flinching.