Possible R&B Supergroup: Vladimir Putin, Edward Snowden and Ex-FBI Head James Comey

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Groups break up and form new groups all the time. LeVert disbanded, only for lead singer Gerald Levert to join up with Johnny Gill and Keith Sweat to form LSG. New Edition broke up, and members Michael Bivins, Ronnie DeVoe and Ricky Bell reformed into the great BBD.

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So is a possible Vladimir Putin, Edward Snowden and James Comey supergroup on the horizon? Itโ€™s possible, now that former FBI Director Comey is jobless, thanks to the gutless move by President Pussy Grabber.

On Thursday, Putin offered Comey political asylum.

โ€œIf Comey will be under the threat of political persecution, we are ready to accept him here,โ€ the Russian president said at a press conference, according to Russian state media outlet TASS.

Comey testified that Trump pressured him to โ€œlet goโ€ of the FBI investigation of former national security adviser Michael Flynnโ€™s Russian ties, The Hill reports. Comey also acknowledged leaking memos of conversations he had with the president in hopes of launching an investigation into Trumpโ€™s actions.

During Putinโ€™s press conference, he compared Comey to Edward Snowden, the National Security Agency leaker who was granted asylum by Russia.

โ€œThis is strange. How, then, is the director of the FBI any different from Snowden? He is not a head of the special services, but a human rights activist,โ€ Putin said.

Should Comey accept asylum in Russia, I see an R&B/emo/soft-core rap/metal band on the horizon.

Their hits would include these:

โ€œBut Her Emails, Doe ... โ€

โ€œFuck That Shit, This Is Russiaโ€

โ€œPissy Russian Sheetsโ€

โ€œHackingโ€

OK, Iโ€™m done.

Read more at TASS and The Hill.

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