Politics
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Rudy Giuliani Is a Terrible Lawyer Who Can't Stop Putting His Foot In His Mouth and It's Actually Great For the President
Rudy Giuliani, President Donald Trump’s personal attorney, is an idiot and that’s a good thing for Trump, because Rudy, who once was married to his cousin that he fully knew was his cousin, helps make the president look less dumb. Rudy’s job since signing on to work with the president has basically been to go…
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We Thought Beto O’Rourke Was Cool Until We Found Out He Voted for Anti-Black Lives Matter Legislation
During the 2018 midterm elections, Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke quickly became a favorite even among those who couldn’t legally vote for him in his Senate race because they didn’t live in the state of Texas. The former representative of Texas’s 16th Congressional District did everything right. He opposed the death penalty. He spoke in defense…
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Is Donald Trump Blackmailing Senator Lindsey Graham?
Is Donald Trump Lindsey Graham’s personal Vladimir Putin? Although there might not be a pee tape, many have wondered how John McCain’s best friend, who often acted like a maverick by regularly eschewing the Republican ethos, did a complete 180 and became Donald Trump’s mouthpiece. MSNBC anchor Stephanie Ruhle speculated without proof that President Trump…
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President Silent on Steve King; Don Lemon Wonders if Y’all Noticed All the Racist Shit Trump Did Before
Pundits continue to point to a sense of reason Trump supporters have shown us time and time again does not exist and Don Lemon is sick and tired of the bullshit. On CNN, Lemon and Chris Cuomo discussed Trump’s loud silence on comments made by Iowa Rep. Steve King—but more than that, Lemon really dug…
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Nancy Pelosi Suggests Trump Write State of the Union in Crayon or Reschedule for Feb. 31
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is tired of President Donald Trump’s fuckshit. As such, Pelosi is offering Trump alternatives to having an in-person State of the Union address while the government is shut down over his dumbass border wall that no one wants. According to CNN, Pelosi has asked Trump to either deliver his…
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Nobody Knows What's Up With the Bloody Band-Aid on President Trump's Hand. The Root Investigates
During a recent trip to McAllen, Texas, the president of people who boil meat appeared to have an adhesive bandage on his right hand. Blood was visible underneath the bandage and POLITICO notes that his hand appeared to have the same bandage on it Monday. From POLITICO: Armchair medics studying photos that circulated online this…
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Rep. Steve King Being Pressured to Resign for Being Rep. Steve King
Rep. Steve King, a Republican from Iowa, has broken down the fourth wall of Republicanism, which states: never, ever, under any circumstances go full white nationalist. Never. Once the hatred, bigotry, and racism seeps out, it becomes hard to try and put it back in the can. It’s not like anyone hasn’t known that King…
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Mitch 'Turtle Face' McConnell Blocks Bill That Could've Reopened the Government
Senate Republicans are willing to die on this hill wall despite years of having complete control of Congress and doing nothing to make it happen. Now, the plan appears to be to continue to hold federal workers hostage until the president gets his way and can hook his Xbox up to the big TV in…
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Trump’s Inaugural Fund Spent More Than $1.5 Million at Trump International Hotel: Report
Remember when all of the political folks were putting pressure on the president to distance himself from his business interests because being the president and owning a business could be … corrupt? They were concerned that the president could use his political position to ensure that his business made even more money. Well, it turns…