Think you need anĀ AIG-type bailout? Well, Jana Sikdar over at The Indalian Job has concerns about paying for her kids' education, having enough of a nest egg to retire comfortably and whether or not Keifer Sutherland is going to grab her up when she goes to her basement. And she's barely old enough to rent a car. Prepare to have yourselves a chuckle.

Not the Sexy Kind of Fear

If youth is wasted on the young, patience is wastedĀ on theā€¦experienced. The above is precisely why ours is the world's greatest nation. We have the time to not only have quarter-life crises, but also discuss them at length with self-deprecating wit and snarky commentary. What a blessing it is to beĀ afforded such "troubles."