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Think you need anΒ AIG-type bailout? Well, Jana Sikdar over at The Indalian Job has concerns about paying for her kids' education, having enough of a nest egg to retire comfortably and whether or not Keifer Sutherland is going to grab her up when she goes to her basement. And she's barely old enough to rent…

Think you need anΒ AIG-type bailout? Well, Jana Sikdar over at The Indalian Job has concerns about paying for her kids' education, having enough of a nest egg to retire comfortably and whether or not Keifer Sutherland is going to grab her up when she goes to her basement. And she's barely old enough to rent a car. Prepare to have yourselves a chuckle.

Not the Sexy Kind of Fear

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If youth is wasted on the young, patience is wastedΒ on the…experienced. The above is precisely why ours is the world's greatest nation. We have the time to not only have quarter-life crises, but also discuss them at length with self-deprecating wit and snarky commentary. What a blessing it is to beΒ afforded such "troubles."

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