I just had a baby. Well, I didn’t, but my wife did. So I must admit that I’ve been emotional lately. I can’t watch any commercials that involve the abuse of animals and donating to their cause. I can’t listen to any Sade. It’s safe to say that my life is different now.
I never cried before; now I cry at everything. But if this recently released Gatorade commercial doesn’t at least bring up a lump in your throat or give you all the feels, then it’s safe to say that you are a deplorable who doesn’t care about the betterment of others; therefore, I can surmise that you are devoid of human feeling and empathy and most likely voted for Donald Trump.
And I also probably hate you. The commercial shows new mother Serena Williams holding her daughter ... and ... I can’t even keep typing. Just watch it: