First and foremost, do we have proof that Eric Trump is not a vampire? He seriously looks as if he has actual vampire DNA; and if, in fact, the second Trump not named Ivanka is a bloodsucking revenant, then his comments made during a recent Fox News appearance make perfect sense.
Eric “Vampire Diaries” Trump appeared on Sean Hannity’s show Tuesday night and proclaimed with a straight vampire face that he’s “never seen hatred like this” and that Democrats wanting to get to the bottom of his father’s relationship with his Mother Russia are “not even people.” That’s because to vampires, people aren’t people—they’re food supply!
Seriously, the Trumps—all of the Trumps at this point—are making it too easy. In the beginning this was fun, but now this is just getting boring. Anyway, Vampire Face told Not Bill O’Reilly that he’s tired of the Democrats working to get to the bottom of the obvious collusion between his Mother Russia and his father, President Vladimir TrumPutin.
“They’re imploding,” Not Ivanka told Not Bill O’Reilly Tuesday night, adding: “They have no message. You see the head of the [Democratic National Committee], who is a total wack job,” CNN reports.
Not Ivanka—one of President Donald Trump’s five children by several different women (petty alert)—also said that Democrats are obstructing the current administration.
“They lost the election that they should have won because they spent seven times the amount of money that my father spent. They have no message, so what do they try and do? They try and obstruct a great man, they try and obstruct his family, they come after us viciously, and it’s truly, truly horrible,” Not Ivanka said.
See the video below, but if you have an aversion to vampire faces, I’ve included the full quote in context:
I’ve never seen hatred like this, and to me they’re not even people. It’s so, so sad, I mean morality is just gone, morals have flown out the window we deserve so much better than this as a country. You know it’s so sad. You see the Democratic Party—they’re imploding. They’re imploding. They have no message. You see the head of the DNC who is a total wack job. There’s no leadership there.
And so what do they do? They become obstructionists because they have no message of their own. They have no solid candidates of their own. They lost the election that they should have won because they spent seven times the amount of money that my father spent. They have no message so what do they try and do? They try and obstruct a great man, they try and obstruct his family, they come after us viciously, and it’s truly, truly horrible.
Read more at CNN.