Drake Apparently Has Kevin Durant and Steph Curry Tattoos, Which Might Be the Most Lightskinneded Thing Anyone Has Ever Done

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Of course, there will be people who will read the title of this piece and immediately be compelled to ask three questions that are only tangentially related to Drake, the subject of said piece:

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Wait, thereโ€™s such a thing as a โ€œlightskinneded thingโ€?

What does โ€œlightskinnededโ€ even mean in this context?

Isnโ€™t that offensive?

(There will also be black people bothered that lightskinneded is given any distinguishing qualitiesโ€”and theyโ€™ll say something like, โ€œWHY ARE YOU TRYING TO START DIVISION IN OUR COMMUNITY, DAMON YOUNG?โ€โ€”and I would advise those people to take a spa day or something. If theyโ€™re in the greater Pittsburgh area, I can even recommend a couple of places.)

The answers to those questions are as follows:

Yes.

It means what it means.

Eh. Maybe.

If youโ€™re still unsure about what a โ€œlightskinneded thingโ€ is or what it means to act โ€œlightskinneded,โ€ hereโ€™s a short list of notable and iconic feats of lightskinnededness to add some context:

A) That time when G-Money in New Jack City thought it was a good idea to challenge Nino during the iconic 2 a.m. all-hands-on-deck staff meetingโ€”despite the fact that Nino was clearly out for blood and ordered everyone to dress in all black and was walking around with a sword and was flanked by, like 17 Rottweilers. Of course, Nino responded with, โ€œSit your five-dollar ass down before I make change,โ€ but only a thoroughly lightskinneded man would be bold enough (and clueless enough) to think his opinion mattered then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk6DAZ5LqaU

B) All Knowles family-related forays into retail fashion, most notably the House of Dereon and Ivy Park.

C) Odell Beckham Jr. fighting a kicking net (and losing). (And yes, Odell would appear to be a bit too brown to be lightskinneded, but his hair, his curl pattern, his hotheadedness and his antagonism toward workout equipment makes him DeBarge-adjacent.)

D) Jesus turning water into wine while rocking chancletas and a linen bodysuit.

Anyway, on Tuesday, Deadspin reported that Drake, the worldโ€™s most prominent scion of Activator, the God of lightskinnededness, might possibly have tattoos of both Kevin Durantโ€™s and Steph Curryโ€™s numbers on his left arm:

ESPN editor Jovan Buha noticed something intriguing today: Drake has the numbers 30 and 35, the numbers that Steph Curry and Kevin Durant wear, tattooed on his left arm. The initial photo, taken of Drake playing basketball in a LeBron James high school jersey of all things, was not entirely clear, though the numbers are definitely there.

https://twitter.com/ESPNNBA/status/951153455229427712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

If this is trueโ€”and thereโ€™s no indication that itโ€™s notโ€”would this be the most lightskinneded thing anyone has ever done? Iโ€™m not quite sure. There have been too many notable and historical acts of lightskinnededness to even begin to accurately assess them.

I do know, however, that itโ€™s the ultimate testament to Drakeโ€™s pervasive lightskinnededness that the general sentiment when first hearing this news wasnโ€™t disbelief but just, โ€œYeah, that totally sounds like something Drake would do.โ€

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