Say, lil bitch, you can’t fuck with her if you wanted to. She still winning. She is everywhere. Cardi B owns you. If haters watch the game on Sunday, they gon’ have an attitude. ’Cause Cardi in an Amazon commercial, what your fave gon’ do?
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I think I have told y’all before how much I love Cardi B and her immaculate come up. Everyone on The Root staff knows it. I’m sure if I call her my president one time in work Slack, they are going to ban me.
But I don’t care. I’m here for Cardi. She is everything.
Her latest come up? A Super Bowl ad for Amazon.com’s Alexa.
In the ad, Alexa has seemingly lost her voice, and so various celebrities are brought in to replace her. I could list the other people who are in the ad, but honestly, I don’t care about them—Cardi is the only one who matters.
OK, Sir Anthony Hopkins is in it, too, in a hilarious send-up of his Hannibal Lecter character, but aside from that, no one else matters.
Anyway. Get into this commercial. Learn it. Love it.
And show some respect for my new president.
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