Bossip Smashes Twitter’s Tender Cakes to Smithereens With Their Hilarious Headlines

Listen, I don’t know what Bossip’s editorial team is on, but I’d like for them to pass it my way. There is no publication like gossip-news giant Bossip. Suggested Reading You Know Of The Tuskegee Airmen, But You Don’t Know What ‘The Harlem ‘Hellfighters’ Did to Win The War If You Thought You Knew Everything…

Listen, I don’t know what Bossip’s editorial team is on, but I’d like for them to pass it my way. There is no publication like gossip-news giant Bossip.

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It’s 2017, so it’s safe to assume that you’ve been to Bossip’s website, followed it on social media or seen the wordy and deliciously insulting headlines creep across your feed. If you’re like me, you’ve definitely laughed hysterically at someone’s tender cakes being smashed to smithereens or thought, “They’re doing the absolute most” when someone’s pregnant, aka “with a gut full of human.”

Either way, Bossip is here to stay, and it’s headline choices are further proof that creativity and back-to-back pleasant unpleasantries are surefire ways to our hearts.

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Whenever you say Bossip is doing too much, ask yourself if you’re doing enough—words to live by via our weekend social media editor, Corey Townsend. Here are 11 of the best recent headlines Bossip’s team has typed up.

https://twitter.com/Bossip/status/929760823492390914
https://twitter.com/Bossip/status/929756809228902401
https://twitter.com/Bossip/status/929096395600089090
https://twitter.com/Bossip/status/929748888570990593
https://twitter.com/Bossip/status/929084969846177793
https://twitter.com/Bossip/status/928641219005173760
https://twitter.com/Bossip/status/928043078165737472
https://twitter.com/Bossip/status/928040308918636544
https://twitter.com/Bossip/status/926834061867335680
https://twitter.com/Bossip/status/927660660363689984
https://twitter.com/Bossip/status/927557304760672257

What are your favorite Bossip headlines? Drop them in the comments!

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