What are those? You would think that sneaker designers would have learned their lesson after social media erupted into a weeklong impromptu roast last year when Under Armour released the Steph Curry Twos (my favorite name was the “Let Me Speak to Your Manager 5s”).
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Nah, bruh. The black Twitter sneaker-roasting session has resumed—this time over Chris Paul’s latest offering from brand Jordan.
When the internetseseses caught sight of CP3’s third-shift Waffle House-cook-inspired playoff kicks, everybody went in on them:
Of course, they brought out current news references to drag through the mud what looks like sensible footwear for a mall security guard:
And this one pic might tell the entire story of how Kendall Jenner ended that protest:
Thank God for black Twitter.
I would post more, but I need to run to the store to grab my uncle a pack of Newport 100s, a bag of pork skins and the new Chris Paul Jordans.
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