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Why You Don't Want To Be Dale Decker: The Guy Who Can't Stop Having Orgasms
Wisconsin man Dale Decker is pretty much on self-inflicted house arrest because he suffers from persistent genital arousal syndrome, which occurred after he slipped a disc while standing up. Talk about a FREAK accident. Hey yooooo! Seriously, though, this sounds like a nightmare. Imagine having 100 uncontrollable orgasms a day. Ya’ll hear FDA folks warning about prolonged…
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Tyler Perry Expecting Human Baby: Written, Directed, Produced By And Starring Tyler Perry
Apparently, Tyler Perry announced at his 45th birthday party that he was expecting his first child. Naturally, I figured this meant a mini-Tyler Perry would debut in nothing less than film fashion. And because one of the stars of Tyler Perry’s films are the titles themselves, I came up with five and a possible: 1.…
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Love And Hip Hop Presents: Bow Wow And Erica Mena Are Engaged For Some Reason
No, they’re really engaged. Like, seriously. But, we can’t help but think this is Mona Scott-Young’s doing. Erica needs another storyline. Bow Wow needs more exposure as his government-named persona. Which, let’s get this clear right now… we still gonna call you, Bow Wow, Mr. Shad Moss. Your mama named you Bow Wow, we gonna call…
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Poussey Too Bomb: Orange Is The New Black Writer Divorces Husband; Dates Samira Wiley
I’ve had many conversations about the Poussey Effect, which is basically the voodoo that Samira do so well that puts even straight girls in a spell. I’m definitely in that camp. It’s that mischievous smile, yo. Apparently, OITNB head writer, Lauren Morelli divorced her husband after realizing she was a lesbian. She admitted that writing…
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Bill O'Reilly and Megyn Kelly Argue About White Privilege, And Kelly…Surprises
Ladies and gentlemen, hell has frozen over. Heathens ’bout to let it go and build snowmen up in this piece. Bill O’Reilly recently invited Megyn Kelly on his show, The O’Reilly Factor, to discuss what he calls, “the White Privilege Theory.” For those of you who don’t remember her name, Megyn was the biggest advocate for Santa Clause’s Whiteness,…
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Blue Ivy Woke Up Like 'Dis, So Please Just Stop About Her Hair
Social media was all aflutter over Karrueche’s recent comments about Blue Ivy’s hair on 106th and Park. It was apparently Pt: 1 of their routine jokey gags, so, to be fair… 106th kinda threw Kantstopwontstop under the bus as it’s really the staff writer who shaded Blue. Ol’ girl could have declined, of course, but… killing messengers and…
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Joe Budden, The Epitome Of Bitchassness
Joe Budden has apparently been keeping himself busy since Love & Hip Hop. Because we know he’s not making any music. At least not any music anyone outside of Jersey will ever actually hear. The NYPD sent out a tweet saying they were searching for him in regards to a few domestic abuse allegations, and Joey…
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Dave Chappelle Goes Back To Hartford A Year After Heckling Fiasco
Exactly one year ago, Dave Chappelle found himself walking off stage after being harassed by an overzealous crowd in Hartford, CT, leaving dozens of thinkpieces in his wake as everyone wondered what happen and why it happen. Saturday, Chappelle returned to the site of the crime for a set where he talked about the “Fuck…
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Don Lemon Definitely Will Never Invite Talib Kweli To Sunday Brunch
A conversation in Ferguson today between Don Lemon and Talib Kweli quickly got heated. Not “We’re bout to fight” heated, but definitely “Don’t sit me next to that wack n*gga on the plane home” heated. As Talib tried to criticize CNN for inaccurate coverage of the protests and police response, the conversation quickly devolved into…
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T.I. Releases "New National Anthem" With Skylar Grey
T.I. released a new song in response to Ferguson along with an open letter about the history of violence against Black men in America. The song sounds okay, in the way that every pop song Tip has put out over the last few years does… I’m just wondering why it’s Skylar Grey on the hook.…
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