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Kim Kardashian Klaps Back At Adrienne Bailon, Internet Asks: "So, Where's The Sex Tape?"
Quick Recap: Adrienne Bailon of Disney’s “Cheetah Girls” and 3LW fame dates Rob Kardashian. Relationship is displayed on reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Rob cheats on Adrienne. Adrienne breaks up with Rob. Rob tries to win her back on KUWTK to unsuccessful results. Blah blah blah skippy. Cut to today, Adrienne recently did an…
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Husband Makes Spreadsheet of Wife’s Excuses for Not Having Sex
In the most meticulous display of bitchassness you may see this month, a frustrated husband made a spreadsheet with details of every time he asked his wife for sex and her excuses for saying no. Somehow, none of these excuses were “you’re a passive-aggressive assclown,” but the data sort of speaks for itself here. They…
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Fifty Shades of Bey*
Beyoncé has set the internet on fire… again, this time by re-recording “Crazy in Love” for the soundtrack of the upcoming film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. The new version is slower, breathier, and sexier, and it’s pretty much the exact sort of thing you’d overlay sexually tense shots of two okay-looking White people…
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New York City Approves 'Poor Door' for Apartment Building
In “Separate, But Equal” news, New York City gave the green light to Extell Development so that they may install a separate entrance for affordable housing tenants, who make 60 percent or less of median income. So, I get it. You’re providing lower income tenants with the opportunity to dwell in a more expensive area…
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KKK Hands Out "Kandy" In South Carolina
Note: I really wanted to spell Carolina with a “K”, too, but… SEO. So, due to alleged recruitment issues in South Carolina, the illustrious Ku Klux Klan has resorted to handing out bags of candy, filled with anti-immigration propoganda. Aside from the obvious racist undertones of this gesture, I’m mad that the bag is filled…
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Man Faces Fines For Running Of The Bulls Selfie
Police are looking for a man who decided to murder the selfie game (and maybe himself) by stopping to take a picture during the running of the bulls. He could face thousands in fines for endangering others during the event, though somehow the government of Spain has managed to avoid these charges for centuries. People…
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Judge Throws Out George's Zimmerman's Libel Suit Against NBC
In “Why Doesn’t He Just Go Away” news, Zimmerman’s suit against NBC was thrown out due to lack of evidence. Apparently, NBC’s “Today” show ran an edited version of Zimmerman’s 911 audio, holding him in a more unfavorable light. As if that’s needed. However, NBC won, claiming they were not aware their tapes were false.…
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SCOTUS Ruling Allows "Closely-Held Corporations" to Deny Birth Control for Employees
While shaking my head furiously at the obvious women-hating this decision is laced with, I pictured a “closely held” corporation to be one that the SCOTUS is hugging tightly. Turns out, the IRS put the kibosh on my silly theory and confirmed a “closely-held corporation” is one that: 1. Has more than 50% of the…
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O'Shea Jackson Has A Son Named O'Shea Jackson Junior
Roll Call is a daily collection of interesting news stories, articles, blogs, and thinkpieces, curated by Tonja Stidhum and Natalie Degraffinried. They both have big hair, but they are not the same person.
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Idris Elba Is Scary In "No Good Deed." (And His Accents Are Scarier!)
Idris Elba is in a new movie terrorizing a mother (Taraji P. Henson) and her daughter in their own home. In case you didn’t realize something terrible was about to happen when mom left her daughter in the kitchen unsupervised with a knife to answer the door, he suddenly ends up inside with them, and…plays…
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