If there is a Mother God (and I believe there is), she looks exactly like this.

That’s how you ally. Karn Roland sounds like a badass.

I hope these awesome people keep up the pressure, he should feel just as hopeless as he made his victims feel.

That Allure cover:

Great googly moogly.

Lorrrrdeeeee, that bone structure!

“I made some cornbread yesterday, and you would’ve thought I stripped myself buck naked,” Oprah laughed. “A little cornbread and black-eyed peas goes a long way in my house.”

There was a video oprah posted how much Stedman loved Michael B. Jordan’s mama’s cake. Between that and this cornbread and black eyed peas thing I know way too much about how Stedman and Oprah get down.

There’s some butter scene in Last Tango in Paris shit going down on the Oprah Estate.

Why you gotta say the 45 double dutch thing? Now I'm gonna be sad all day.

He makes good music but damn this is so much rich person nonsense.

I laughed hard when Oprah said to Gayle, “I don’t know Stedman’s [passwords] and I don’t have yours,” and Gayle shot back, “I have yours!” Because of course she does. Also, Oprah is like my mom. I’m glad she’s having the sex and it’s fun and enjoyable for her, but I don’t wanna know!

I was fine with the Saran Wrap. Don’t know why, maybe too much Real Sex in my formative years, but it’s not bleach-inducing. But the cornbread and black eye peas...IDK why but my breakfast is disturbed within me. I blame my imagination

This morning began with dealing with my usual Hispanic manager at work hitting on me and making sex jokes in front of the other cooks like he always does to try and embarrass me. Didn’t think the day would end with some other f*ckniggas coming to my job and playing 6 R.Kelly songs in a row on the jukebox. Plus now…

That Saran Wrap thing is probably surprising common with women who were around for MAUDE, Episode 112: “Feminine Fulfillment” (Aired: 02/28/77).

I agreed with most of the advice except for whether you should sleep with a person on the first date. My advice would be that you don’t sleep with them if you don’t want to. If your sleeping with them in the hopes of making them like you more that’s the wrong thing to do. But if you’re horny, they’re attractive, go…

Steve Greenberg was part of the Drew Peterson defense team. Drew Peterson is the former cop convicted of killing wife #2 and suspected in the disappearance of wife #3 and convicted of soliciting the murder of the states attorney who prosecuted him. So yeah, whatever dude.

There can be 99 lawyers in the room who don’t believe in you...

No one has ever seen any evidence of it. There are no photos of him with these women. There’s no anything.”

Beautiful. Love that shirt!

People take great joy at mocking black women, and poking us like nests of hornets. Then taking any reaction they get as confirmation bias. Gaslighting. And I’ve just given up on black men. Even when I’m on the receiving end of gentlemanly behavior, have more than once seen that devolve into a Dr Jeckyl Mr Hyde type…