• Mucci Mane Mixtape: Listen to the Phone Call That Got Anthony Scaramucci Canned

    Anthony Scaramucci, aka Scaramucci Mane, aka Mucci Mane, had an awesome 10-day run. In just 10 days he went from White House communications director to one of the most glorious political flameouts in American history. And on Thursday, the interview read round the world—the one in which the White House communications director called a New…

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  • Trump Couldn’t Wait to Hit Twitter After CNN’s Fake-News Debacle

    A broken clock is right twice a day, and every once in a while a reputable news organization messes up. On Monday it was announced that three of CNN’s high-profile journalists resigned after a Trump-and-Russia-related article fell apart. The story, which was published late last week and was retracted after an investigation revealed that it…

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  • This Might Be Trump’s Best Tweet Yet

    President Donald Trump and I rarely agree. In fact, we are so far apart that if he said the sky was blue, I would say, “Shut up, you orange-faced afterbirth, lying sack of Russian urine!” But I must admit that Trump’s latest tweet is a good one. On Friday he confirmed that he was under…

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  • Shaq ‘All Lives Matter’ O’Neal Will Run for Sheriff in 2020

    Black people who desperately long to be police officers confuse me. They always have. Clearly, the good-ole-boy structure of the police force isn’t designed for black people. And yes, I get the idea of black people who want to be different and turn the force around so that they alone can change the perception of…

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  • Y’all, They Trying to Tear Barry Down; New Book Claims He Snorted Coke and Cheated on Michelle

    A deplorable has written an “unauthorized biography” that sounds like fiction and claims that former President Barack Obama regularly snorted cocaine and was a man about town. Rising Star: The Making of Barack Obama, written by Pulitzer Prize-winning biographer David Garrow, claims that before Obama rose to fame, he was once a drug-fueled, partying college…

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  • Trump Is Insane and This Interview Proves It

    President Donald Trump not only continues to imply that former President Barack Obama wiretapped his phone when Trump was a candidate, but when pressed for proof—which everyone, including his staff, knows doesn’t exist—Trump grew angry and ended the interview. CBS News reporter John Dickerson asked the president if former presidents, including Obama, had given him…

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  • UCLA Guard Lonzo Ball’s Childhood Home Burglarized During Brothers’ Game

    While Lonzo Ball is getting geared up to lead the UCLA Bruins into March, and his brothers, LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball, were busy starring for Chino Hills High School, burglars were busy breaking into the family’s Chino Hills, Calif., home. LaVar Ball, the boys’ outspoken father, told ESPN that the burglars threw a rock through…

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  • Betsy DeVos Is a Stupid, Stupid Person

    Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is so out of her depth, it’s not even funny anymore; it’s embarrassing. And pretty much this is what everyone who didn’t vote for President Asshat expected. On Monday, after Asshat met with leaders of HBCUs, DeVos, who is so pro-school choice that she damn near hates conventional public education, issued…

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  • CPAC Denounces ‘Alt-Right,’ Which Is Kind of Like Wu-Tang Denouncing Ghostface Killah 

    Looks like the Conservative Political Action Conference, unlike the current administration, is not here for the “alt-right” and all their racist bullshit. According to the Washington Post, one of the first speeches made at CPAC this year was one that asked the media to stop referring to the “alt-right,” aka white supremacy, as a conservative…

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  • Nice Job, Jameis: Tampa Bay QB Delivers Sexist Speech to Elementary School Kids

    It was supposed to be an inspiring speech by an NFL quarterback. Instead, Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Jameis “Crab Legs” Winston decided to tell children—that’s right, little boys and girls—that men are strong and women should be silent. The Tampa Bay Times reports that Winston stood before third-, fourth- and fifth-graders at Melrose Elementary in…

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