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The Baltimore Ravens Asked Fans Who Supported Colin Kaepernick to Show It; Now They Aren’t Taking Any Comments
When news broke that the Baltimore Ravens were considering bringing in quarterback and black activist Colin Kaepernick to back up current quarterback Joe Flacco, fans on both side of the controversy took up arms. Those who opposed Kaepernick’s kneeling protest against the killing of unarmed black men, women and children threatened to boycott games. Now,…
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2nd Verse Same as the 1st! Former Mexican President on Trump’s Wall: ‘We’ll Never Pay for That Fucking Wall’
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox might be the only politician not named Maxine Waters who warms my heart. That’s because Fox is not here for any of President Donald Trump’s fuck shit. None of it. During an interview with CNN, Fox repeated his refrain that has now become a sound bite for anyone wondering whether…
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Former So You Think You Can Dance Winner Can Show Off All His Dance Skills in Jail
Joshua Allen, the season 4 winner of So You Think You Can Dance, a reality show for people who want to take their dance skills from their living room and into yours, is going to jail for domestic violence. According to the Los Angeles Daily News, in April 2016, Allen, 28, choked and assaulted a…
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Mucci Mane Mixtape: Listen to the Phone Call That Got Anthony Scaramucci Canned
Anthony Scaramucci, aka Scaramucci Mane, aka Mucci Mane, had an awesome 10-day run. In just 10 days he went from White House communications director to one of the most glorious political flameouts in American history. And on Thursday, the interview read round the world—the one in which the White House communications director called a New…
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The Liar-in-Chief Stay Lyin’
Years ago, when dinosaurs roamed free and I was in high school, there was a girl that lied so much, my friends and I jokingly began calling her “Hovercraft.” The joke was, because she lied so much, it was conceivable that she would come to school one day saying that she’d just arrived on a…
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Trump Asked Mexican President to Stop Saying He Wouldn’t Pay for the Wall so He Could Keep Lying About Mexico Paying for the Wall
President Shitty von Douche Face campaigned on a wall. He didn’t literally stand on a wall while campaigning, but he claimed that if he was elected, real Americans (read: white Americans) could sleep safe at night because the “bad hombres” would be behind the wall, and the most glorious part of all was that Mexico…
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Finally, a White House Press Conference Went Completely Off the Rails, and It Should’ve Happened Long Ago
The press does not work for the White House. While they are invited to be members of the White House press corps, their job is to challenge the White House when things sound batshit crazy. While news outlets have been ambitious in working behind the scenes to debunk many of the asinine comments coming from…
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Shannon Sharpe to Fox Sports’ Clay Travis: ‘I Don’t F–k With You. Don’t Make Me Lose My Job’
So those on the right have this thing where they say completely triggering comments that would have a triggering effect on any sane, rational, thinking human person with compassion and empathy, only so that they can say “triggered” after you’ve gone there. It’s a game for them. On Monday, Fox Sports’ Clay Travis decided he…
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Trump Didn’t Want to Sign Russia Sanctions Bill, but Here’s Why He Had To
In a move that would’ve made The Wire’s Stringer Bell proud, Congress effectively played the president and left him with no choice: Either sign the bill issuing sanctions against Russia, or look like you’re in bed with Russia. And get this: The bill even prevents the president from single-handedly easing the sanctions, because Congress doesn’t…
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Mar-a-Lago Served Rotten Meat, but the White House Is a Dump?
At this point, the only way President Vladimir TrumpPutin could disrespect the White House and America more is if he took a helicopter to the top of the Statue of Liberty and pissed on it. He clearly is the worst president in the history of presidents, and might arguably be the worst man in the…

