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Stacey Dash Better Get a Clue Because It’s Official: Compton, Calif., Mayor Aja Brown Is Running for Congress
On Thursday, Compton, Calif., Mayor Aja Brow, the superhero foil to right-wing Stacey Dash’s bogus attempt at politics, has made it official: She announced that she is indeed running for Congress. “I’ve served as mayor. I really served as a catalyst for a major turnaround for the community that has historically been underserved and disadvantaged.…
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If Trump Is Meeting With North Korean President Kim Jong Un, Then Dennis Rodman Needs to Be There
You know what’s more bizarre then two hot-headed world leaders getting together in a room to talk peace? Dennis Rodman. Rodman—the tattooed, onetime drug addict-and-onetime basketball player-turned-reformed drug addict, whose temperament can best be described as a faulty shredded trip wire on its last thread—has the distinguished privilege of being one of the few men…
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Rafael ‘Ted’ Cruz Had the Nerve to Make Fun of Democratic Opponent Robert ‘Beto’ O’Rourke’s Name
Sen. Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz (R-Texas), who just so happens to look like a grown-up Eddie Munster, had the audacity to make fun of his Democratic rival Rep. Robert “Beto” O’Rourke—who won the Democratic primary Tuesday night and will be running against Cruz for the Senate—because he uses a nickname. On Tuesday, Rafael’s campaign released…
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We Need to Talk About The Fam’s Nanny-Gate Dumpster Fire on DC Radio
All hell broke loose on Washington, D.C., radio station WKYS this morning after one host claimed she was ambushed by her co-hosts and it all ended with a live, on-air “Fuck this show, I’m out.” Here’s how the shenanigans went down: Danni Starr is one-third of the popular morning program The Fam in the Morning…
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Former Trump Campaign Aide Who Went Full Kanye Will Comply With Grand Jury Subpoena
Former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg ran out here talking big talk. Remember? It was just a few days ago when Nunberg received a subpoena from special counselor Robert Mueller, who’s about to blow this whole Russia-Trump scandal out of the water, but Nunberg was acting like Training Day Denzel, claiming that he wasn’t fishing…
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NFL Prospect Asked Whether He Likes Men and if His Mom Was a Prostitute: Report
Out of all the sports, football might be the most homoerotic game in the history of all homoerotic games. From the fitted uniforms to the placement of the quarterback’s hands before the ball is hiked, from the sweaty tackles and grunting men to the smacking one another on the backside, football has always been one…
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The State Department Has Been Given $120,000,000 to Stop Foreign Interference in US Elections. Here’s How Much It Has Spent So Far
After the nation learned that the presidential election was infiltrated by Russian hackers who wanted nothing more than to put Vladimir TrumPutin in office, the State Department was allocated $120 million to prevent it from happening again. Want to know how much the State Department has spent in TrumPutin’s first year in office? Zero. Nada.…
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Ben ‘Mumbles’ Carson Needs to Ask the Wizard of Oz for a Brain, and Then He Needs to Operate on It
Ben “Mumbles” Carson didn’t want to be secretary of housing and urban development, and when he was offered the job, he should have turned it down. Instead, the highly decorated neurosurgeon is operating in full public view, and he’s a damn mess. He’s worse than a mess; he’s a mess wrapped inside an atrocity that…
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The President of the United States Is Being Sued by a Porn Actress. Yep, America, We’ve Truly Lost It
I don’t know what’s going on anymore. I’m now openly rooting for a porn actress (I think we use the term “star” too freely when talking about porn) to take down the presidency. And while I know that she won’t, it doesn’t mean I can’t be happy that she’s doing the Messy Lord’s work. As…
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Compton, Calif., Mayor Aja Brown May Run for Congress Because Someone Has to Stop Stacey Dash
Compton, Calif., Mayor Aja Brown is considering throwing her hat into the congressional ring after black apologist and overall deplorable Stacey Dash announced that she would be running for office. According to TMZ, the wildly popular Brown wasn’t considering a run for Congress until word began surfacing that the Clueless star was going to run…

