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Trump Tried to 'Get Rid' of Ivanka and Jared Kushner: Report
Looks like Democrats aren’t the only people tired of America’s most unloved couple. Trump reportedly tried to force both daughter Ivanka Trump and son-in-law Jared Kushner to resign, apparently growing tired of the negative press he believed they brought with them. According to a new book, Kushner Inc., by journalist Vicky Ward, Trump’s plan was…
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Trump Makes Blackface Joke, Claims 'Democrats Hate Jewish People': Report
During a private speech with Republican National Committee donors on Friday night at Trump’s Winter White House, Mar-a-Lago, which looks a lot like a like a shitty resort in Florida, Trump mocked Democrats over blackface photos and claimed that Dems “hate Jewish people.” Maybe Trump believed he was safe to spout his freewheeling ramblings since…
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Tucker Carlson Won't Apologize for Calling Women 'Primitive', Joking About Underaged Girls, and That Sounds About White
Fox News host Tucker Carlson isn’t an outstanding white man. He can’t do anything extraordinary. He can’t sing or dance or jump really high, but he does possess one trait that stands out above most all white men: He’s the loudest whiny white-guy voice in a sea of whiny white guy voices. He’s made a…
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Trump's Latest Lie Might Be His Wildest Yet
During a meeting with Apple CEO Tim Cook, President Trump mistakenly called him “Tim Apple.” It didn’t happen in private. White House snitch Kellyanne Conway didn’t use her burner phone to share this with the media. The moment was televised. It happened during a White House meeting of the American Workforce Policy Advisory Board, and…
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Watch: Arkansas State Sen. Stephanie Flowers Is the Hero We Deserve
Arkansas State Sen. Stephanie Flowers has officially become my spirit human after an impassioned speech during a debate over the state’s “stand your ground” law. Flowers, A Democrat from Pine Bluff and the lone black face on the state’s eight-member committee, wanted more time to debate the merits of “stand your ground law,” which argues…
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Ex-Fox News Executive Turned White House Communications Director Bill Shine Resigns
The former Fox News executive who left the fake news station amid scandal and landed a cushy spot in Donald Trump’s White House resigned as the White House communications director on Thursday, after serving Trump for less than a year. The formal statement is that Shine will continue working with Trump on his 2020 reelection…
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Trump’s Latest Word Salad on Russia Collusion and Paul Manafort’s Sentencing
President Donald Trump usually delivers his nonsensical rants on Twitter, but every once and a while, when the blood moon meets Mars, the president graces the public with a goobledy-gook of mishmash that serves as an official statement. On Friday, the president of people who put rain boots on their dogs stopped on the White…
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Thin Skin Mints: Conservative Columnist Wants to Boycott Girl Scout Cookies Because Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Won’t Tagalong
Snowflakes on the right have reached a new low after a conservative columnist called for a boycott of Girl Scout Cookies because freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) used to be a Girl Scout. I. Wish. I. Was. Kidding. According to the Hill, conservative Do-si-do, Jane Chastain published her boo-boo ass article on the World Net…
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The President's Former Lawyer, Michael Cohen, Wants His Coins, Sues Trump Organization for $1.9 Million in Legal Fees
The president’s former fixer, Michael Cohen, wants all his bread, all his cheddar, and all his mozzarella so he can make a cheese sandwich before he heads off to the pokey. According to the president’s favorite newspaper, The New York Times, Cohen filed a lawsuit on Thursday against the Trump Organization, accusing them of breaking…
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Former White House Chief of Staff John Kelly Spills Tea, Calls Full Border Wall a 'Waste of Money'
Former White House Chief of Staff John F. Kelly wouldn’t elaborate on whether President Trump forced officials to give his worthless son-in-law Jared “What am I doing in the White House?” Kushner top level security clearance, but he did call his time in the Trump administration the “least” favorite job he had. Also, before we…

