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Ask Agatha: The Single Worst Thing You Can Do On Twitter And Men Buying Maxi Pads
Lydia from Atlanta, GA asks: I was on a much needed girls trip recently and I left the suite to get ice and when I came back I overheard my friends gossiping about me. The things they were saying were pretty hurtful and it ruined the rest of the trip for me. I’ve tried to…
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Ask Agatha: Silent Orgasms And Why It Would Suck To Work For Empire Entertainment In Real Life
Anthony from Atlanta, GA asks: What would be the worst fictional company to work for? Empire Entertainment. Have you ever worked in a family run business? Nope. No. Nawl. What’s Barbara in HR going do for me when my problem is with a Lyon? Not a damn thing that’s what. Jonah from Pittsburgh, PA asks: The…
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Ask Agatha: Being The Only Black Person At Work, And Busting Windows Out Of Cars
Ashley from Harlem, NY asks: I’ve recently been added to the strategic planning committee at my company. I’m the most junior member and I’m a woman and I’m black. I suspect adding me to the committee was for diversity purposes and not because they expect me to make any real contributions. I admit I feel…
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Ask Agatha: Regretful Threesomes And Why Men Should Never, Ever, Ever Take Selfies
Andre from Patterson, NJ asks: What are the worst mistake guys make on Social Media? Taking selfies. There is nothing masculine about a man alone in a bathroom trying to find his best light. Natasha from Brooklyn, NY asks: My boyfriend talked me into a threesome. I’d never been with a girl before and I…
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Ask Agatha: Club Cockblocking Strategies And Perceived Single Black Man Shortages
Michael from Brooklyn, NY asks: Why is there always a chick in the group that cockblocks? Why do girls even take this fun snatcher out with them? If I had a boy that did that we wouldn’t be boys for long. Here’s what happens. You see a group of girls. One is really cute (to you).…
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Ask Agatha: "I Can't Stop Stalking My Ex On Instagram!"
Cash from Queens, NY asks: My ex and I broke up a year ago but I still find myself checking her social media accounts. On the train ride to work. Standing in line for coffee. At night, after I put my FWB in a cab. I know it’s keeping me from moving on but I…
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Ask Agatha: How Can Women Tell If A Man's "Packing"?
Adjoa from Brooklyn, NY asks: We’ve been sleeping together for a while but he starts shucking and jiving anytime I try to put a label on what we are—he introduces me by my name only. I know he’s been hurt before so it’s understandable that he’s afraid of commitment but what do I have to…
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Ask Agatha: Bullying, How To Trick A Man Into Marriage, And Spoon Booty
Tameka from Durham, NC asks: It’s been four years, how do I get him to propose? Honestly, I don’t know for my damn self. No man has ever proposed to me. But I guess I never wanted to be married badly enough. So fuck it, here’s what I think you should do. Step 1. Get…
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Ask Agatha: Self-Diagnosed Medically Small Vaginas And The Ethics Of Man Weave
***VSB is proud to debut Ask Agatha — a weekly advice column from Agatha Guilluame. Please be advised, however, that Agatha’s comments are Agatha’s comments and may not reflect the sensibilities of VSB. Basically, she might be on some other shit.*** Malcolm from Washington, D.C. asks: I’m really good at Math (well maybe my calculator…

