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Ask Agatha: Effective Online Dating Profiles And Proper Spades Reneging Etiquette
Robin from Brooklyn, NY asks: I’ve finally talked myself into signing up for online dating. There are lots of eligible men in NY but I don’t go out enough to meet any of them. Between my job and my lifestyle, I’ve decided this is the easiest way to go about meeting men. So now that…
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Ask Agatha: "He Lies About Everything. How Can I Get Him To Be Honest With Me?"
Melanie from McLean, VA asks: How do I get him to tell me the truth? I love him but he lies about everything. Getting a liar to confess is difficult. Because liars are slippery. And good liars are like eels. But great liars are made of factory grade KY jelly. You see they don’t believe…
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Ask Agatha: My Girl And My BFF (Also A Woman) Don't Get Along. What Should I Do?
Jonah from Queens, NY asks: My girl is the jealous type, so I haven’t been too keen to introduce her to my best friend, who is also a girl. But even though I kept them apart, it was still an issue. Then my girl read some text exchanges where she felt we were a little…
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Ask Agatha: "Why Doesn't My Family Believe I Don't Want Kids?" And The Best Way To Approach Women
Angelique from Atlanta, GA asks: Why is it, family feel like they can say anything to you? Yes I’m 36. Yes I’m single. No I don’t want kids. But they don’t believe me. They just dismiss me. I mean I have a master’s degree, a great job, my own home and a healthy savings and…
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Ask Agatha: How To Hurt Someone Who Doesn't Give A Damn About You, And A Plan For Oprah's Money
Marcus from Queens, NY asks: The talk at my barbershop has been how those Scientologist people are busy trying to find Tom Cruise his next wife. Yeah he’s rich and famous but don’t you think it’s strange that women are lining up to be with someone whose crazy is so well documented? And isn’t it…
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Ask Agatha: Terrible Post-Sex Etiquette And "Do Men Ever Grow Up?"
Colin from St. Louis, MO asks: Since the year is coming to a close, I was wondering what your resolutions are? Nope. No resolutions. But I do believe in introspection so I think I’ll try to list my regrets to give me a sense of perspective. 1. Stopping yesterday, on my way to work, to…
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Ask Agatha: "I Like Black Women But Hate Fake Hair. What Should I Do???"
Johnny from Atlanta, GA asks: I like black women but I hate the fake hair they wear, all of it, the wigs, the weaves, and the ponytails. It’s definitely a deal breaker for me. I’m a hair puller. So, I wanna know…is there a sure fire way to tell if it’s all hers? So that…
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Ask Agatha: Adult Virgins And The Single Worst Zodiac Sign To Date
Katie-Ann from Atlanta, GA asks: I’m 30 and I’m still a virgin. For a long time I was waiting until marriage and then for a longer time I was waiting for the one. And now finally, I just want to get rid of the “virgin” label but since I’ve waited so long…the men I meet…
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Ask Agatha: Family Christmas Card Etiquette And Deleting Naked Pics
David from Rochester, NY asks: Every year we take a family photo for our Christmas card. And by we, I mean, myself, my parents and my siblings and their spouses. My brothers and I think it’s cheesy but it’s important to our mother, so we all show up and say cheese. Except, the family Christmas…
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Ask Agatha: Boob Implants Vs Butt Implants And How Spades Teaches You How To Be An Adult
Asia from Brooklyn, NY asks: Who is your favorite TV couple? Ooooh. This is a hard one. I immediately want to say Martin and Gina. The most true to life relationship. A lot of shit talking. And a lot of affection. With most of the time everything just being cool. But then there’s Doug and…

