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President Douchey Von ShitFace isn’t happy that the ‘beautiful’ statues commemorating racism at it’s finest are being removed, because you know racism and monuments to racism need to be preserved!

The president’s tweets mostly like came and his bathing and before his morning snack. I believe that during this time, one of his minions read stories to him about how the country has grown tired of Confederate monuments in public spaces. The move to ramp up efforts to remove the monuments comes after “violent clash between counter-protesters and white nationalists in Charlottesville, Virginia, over the weekend, which left 19 injured and one dead,” NBC News reports.


Officials in Lexington, Kentucky, Baltimore, New York City and Virginia have moved to take down statues. Baltimore was so gully that one day after the vote to remove Confederacy monuments, the city snatched them down in the dead of the night.

But are any of Trump’s tweets surprising considering his batshit press conference in the lobby of Trump Tower in which he confirmed that he’s at worst a white nationalist sympathizer who sees “good people” on the tiki torch-weilding side of “Jews will not replace us” chanters.

Read more at NBC News.