Who Is Da Real Lambo, and Why Is He Threatening LeBron James?

I like to think I keep my finger on the pulse. Currently, Iโ€™m eating Migos Rap Snacks while wearing a Supreme Obama anorak with matching pants and listening to French Montanaโ€™s โ€œUnforgettableโ€ featuring Swae Lee. So itโ€™s safe to say Iโ€™m plugged in, but I donโ€™t know who the hell Da Real Lambo is, so…

I like to think I keep my finger on the pulse. Currently, Iโ€™m eating Migos Rap Snacks while wearing a Supreme Obama anorak with matching pants and listening to French Montanaโ€™s โ€œUnforgettableโ€ featuring Swae Lee. So itโ€™s safe to say Iโ€™m plugged in, but I donโ€™t know who the hell Da Real Lambo is, so I did some extensive Googling so that you donโ€™t have to.

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Da Real Lambo is a struggle rapper from Miami who looks to be well into his 40s. He could be in his late 30s, but I doubt it. No word on how long heโ€™s been rapping, but Iโ€™ve never heard a Da Real Lambo song, and I donโ€™t think Da Real Lambo has any music on the radio, but again, Iโ€™m OK if Iโ€™ve missed this. In fact, tell me how I managed to miss it in the comments.

He was married to LeBron Jamesโ€™ mother.

Yes.

Well, yes and no. Black people have a thing where we call people our family even when they are not. I still have brothers and cousins who are not actually brothers or cousins. Black people also have a thing where we donโ€™t claim people who are actually related. Da Real Lambo is technically Bron-Bronโ€™s stepdad, but I donโ€™t think he ever claimed him.

Well, what story you get depends on whoโ€™s telling it. Some say that LeBron got tired of struggle Lambo flossing on his dime, so he cut him off and told his mom to dump this dude. There are others who claim that Lamboโ€™s relationship with Gloria ended on its own.

Well, now Da Real Lambo is threatening to spill all the Gatorade and is claiming that he sides with Kyrie Irving in the latest rift between the Cleveland Cavaliers superstars. He adds that LeBron is selling an image that isnโ€™t true. In an Instagram post, he claims that Bron has been cheating on his high school girlfriend-turned-wife, Savannah.

Da Real Lambo also posted this cryptic video, which many believe is about King James:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsD-2R0fu3w

I was wondering the same thing. I think when you are in your 40s, hair starts falling out. Maybe he has a receding mustache and decided to cut it all off because he couldnโ€™t pull off a mustache combover, which is really hard.

Either way, he wants back into the palace, but I donโ€™t think King James is having it. In the words of the great 1980s cartoon G.I. Joe, โ€œNow you know, and knowing is half the battle!โ€

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