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Before I go any further: Whenever I come across a story about white people who think they’re Malcolm-in-the-Middle-X going up against an oppressive regime of...medical experts who want you to be as safe as possible during an ongoing global pandemic, I feel the need to cut to this video of a white man in Florida busting his ass trying to force his way into Walmart without a mask on.

Don’t even sit there and try to front like that’s not satisfying to watch every single time.

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I really just don’t understand this one. White people’s breath couldn’t possibly be so stank that they need to start an Oz-style prison riot to get away from it. Niggas ain’t even trying to look at your mouths like that. Y’all act like you got lips to show off.

Ok, that was mean. Let me start again.

Y’all remember that one time Donald Trump wore his mask? If he would just do that in every appearance people might completely forget about the fact that he has a butthole right there in the middle of his face. But noooooo, y’all ain’t bout that butthole-less face energy—y’all want to fake fight the system. Ol’ Public Emily face asses.

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Ol’ A Tribe Called Becky’n’em mother fuckers.

Ol’ Run-D.M.C.C. (Don’t Make Carol Cry) ass niggas.

Just put on the damn mask. This is so dumb.