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DC: REMINISCE | THE "CRUNK" EDITION | SATURDAY, FEB 7
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Russell Westbrook And A Black Man's Respect
I recently saw the Vine of Russell Westbrook shooting eye daggers at Jeremy Lamb for not shaking his hand in what looks to be a timeout or some shit and it made me laugh a thousand laughs. Or maybe like ten. The number is unimportant as numbers are merely vessels to get to the point…
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McDonalds Auctions Off (Not So) Special Sauce For $23K
Ya’ll remember the McDonald’s Big Mac commercial jingle? I (barely) do since I was a young cheeks when those commercials were poppin’. It was the infamous, “two all beef patties, Special Sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.” Which seems like a lot of ingredients when you say them all and it wouldn’t fit on…
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Walking 21 Miles To Work Is A Human Triumph. And A Fucking Tragedy.
Unless he wishes to, James Robertson will likely never have to make the 21 mile walk to and from work again. Since his story went national, he’s received hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations — over $200,000 from a GoFundMe page created for him alone — and at least one dealership offered him a…
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Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 507 Recap: Dear Grandma
In case your soul wasn’t fully extinguished by the Seahawks’ loss this past Sunday, we spent our Groundhog Day watching our favorite E-list negroes continue to make the same poor decisions. We start off the episode in some grass-lined rooftop in Kingsbridge, where DJ Kay Slay is “working” with a new “artist” named Jhonni Blaze.…
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How Not To Let Valentine's Day Ruin Your Valentine's Day
Did you know that, along with being Valentine’s Day, more people contract chlamydia on February 14th than any other day of the year? Of course you didn’t know that. Because I’m making it up. I have no idea if this is true. But that doesn’t matter. (Well, chlamydia matters. But the specific day you contracted chlamydia doesn’t…
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The Real Life Equivalent To How Seattle Lost The Super Bowl
You’re consistently unlucky with love. You’ve never had a girlfriend, and the last date you were on was when you went to the grocery store to buy a bag of dates, and you accidentally sat on the bag while driving back home. You are lonely. Desolate. You’re a tumbleweed on a windless day. A candle…
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Dear Black People: Black History Month Is No Excuse To Make Shit Up
I’m Black. Black Black. Emergency bonnet in the car Black. So Black that everyone on “Light Girls” thinks I want to stab them. And I’m here to talk to you about Black History Month. Or, more specifically, a few incarnations of Black history celebrators you may or may not encounter over the next 28 days.…
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I Think Suge Knight Killed A Guy.
I’ve been plenty mad before in life. For instance, last night while watching Scandal, I felt myself saying “what in THE fuck?” is happening here and in my life way more than I intended to. Shonda Rhimes trolled the shit out of everybody last night. I needed a cigarette and had to listen to Rage…