Tuesday's Headlines

NYT: Obama on Economy: Pain Now, Gain Later

Reuters: Pirates: Still Feeling Froggy, Still Jackin' Ships (Not US Ships, But Still)

CSM: For N. Korea, Sanctions Hold Little Sway Because…Well…Come On Man, It's the UN

AP: Blago Gets Indicted, Pleads "Dude, I Didn't Do It"

USNWR: Depression Increases Risk of Heart Failure

WP: Number of Babies Born to Illegals Grows, But You're Not Paying for That (Right?)

AP: Smithsonian Picks Designer for Af-Am Museum

WP: FIU Ethers Own Hoop Program, Hire Isaiah Thomas to Coach

BB: Retail Sales Drop Unexpectedly in March, Analysts Fear Recession May Be Afoot

MSNBC: Mel Gibson's Wife Might Take Him to Cleaners in Divorce; Jesus Says, "Can't Help Ya Bro"

LAT: Phil Spector Gets Got; To Get Acquainted with Wall of Bars

WP: Goldman Posts Profit, Moves to Repay Rescue Money (No; You Aren't Dead)

MST: Stewart Smalley Saves Minnesota! Franken Wins U.S. Senate Seat

CNN: Poll: Obama Not Making US Less Safe; Just Ask Those Somali Chaps

AJE: Pirates Vow Revenge on US; SEAL Sniper: "My Finger Ain't Tired"

BBC: UN Condemns N. Korea Launch, Threaten to Show Up in Blue Helmets and Do Nothing

BET: Michigan School Closes Following Murder-Suicide

Forbes: Blacks Less Likely to Get Optimal Lung Cancer Treatment Along With Optimal Anything Else

NYDN: Suit Alleges White Cop Gunned Down Black Cop

USAT: We Hear Cleveland Is Lovely This Time of Year: The LeBrons Clinch Home Court Advantage

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