Thursday's Headlines

NYT: It's Foreign Night at Club US! Obama Pushes for Drink Specials, Immigration Before 11BBC: 'Good' Baby Fat Keeps Adults Slim; America Chock Full of Naughty Babies Suggested Reading The Surprising Tea on the Black Colorado Child Born With Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes Here’s the Real Reason Some Folks are Side-Eyeing Cynthia Erivo’s Tony Awards Performance This…

NYT: It's Foreign Night at Club US! Obama Pushes for Drink Specials, Immigration Before 11

BBC: 'Good' Baby Fat Keeps Adults Slim; America Chock Full of Naughty Babies

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AP: In a Move Not to Be Confused with a Vendetta, French Agency Accuses Armstrong of Doping

NYDN: Obama Gets His Lost Tribe On, Will Celebrate First Presidential Seder

Reuters: HIV Treatment Should Start Earlier; Buzz Commentary Remains on Side of Decency

WP: Captain Still Held By Pirates; US Apparently Negotiates at Sea but Not Land

NYT: Roger Cohen Thinks Israel is Crying Wolf; Buzz Says, "Whaaaaaaat?!"

SJMN: SoCal Officers Targeted Black Barbershops, Say "Well We Can't Very Well Raid the Prisons!"

CBS: HBCU Sued by Three White Faculty Members; Cite Bakke v. Regents, First OJ Verdict as Inspiration

BB: Wal-Mart March Sales Fall Short; See Only Procter & Gamble in Same Galaxy, Recall Dominance

BET: Howard Student on "Critical Missing" List

SFC: Angels' Pitcher Nick Adenhart Killed in Car Crash

CNN: Iran Prez Proud of Nuclear Progress; Russia Dusts Off Shine Box

WP: Studies Find a Way Adults Can Fight Obesity; Proof We'll Study ANYTHING

CBS: Same-Sex Marriage Legalization Inevitable? Not If Bubba and 'Em Have Any Say So

BG: Prez Announces Upgrades to Vet Coverage; PETA Momentarily Hype

MW: Wells Fargo Chooses Not to Participate in Recession; Post Record 1st Quarter Profit

AP: Georgian Protestors Urge Prez to Resign; Buzz Guesses Headline Could Be Read Both Ways

Bossip: Well Chris, You Can Maintain Weight By…Not Punching Your Girl in the Mouth

Deadspin: Bonfire of the Inanities: "WOOOO, We're Champs! Oh Barnacle, I'm All Ablaze!"

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