This Ain't What Jesus Died For: Megachurch Pastor Kirbyjon Caldwell Pleads Guilty to Defrauding His Own Flock in Multi-Million Dollar Investment Scheme

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Houston megachurch pastor Kirbyjon Caldwell’s resume is no joke.

He received his Masters in Divinity in 1981, joined the Continental Airlines board of directors in 1999, and served as a spiritual advisor to Presidents George Bush and Barack Obama.


He also built his 16,000-member megachurch, Windsor Village United Methodist Church in Houston, Texas, from the ground up, tending to the needs of his congregation through tutoring programs, building shelters for abused children, and other philanthropic efforts.

But he’s also a criminal—allegedly—and according to KPRC, he’s facing some serious jail time (and eternal damnation) for defrauding his own flock as part of a multimillion-dollar investment scheme:

Caldwell and [co-defendant Gregory A.] Smith used their clout and influence to persuade people to invest about $3.5 million in historical Chinese bonds. The bonds were reportedly issued by the former Republic of China before they lost power to the communist government in 1949. The bonds aren’t recognized by China’s current government and thus have no investment value.

Smith began approaching victims about the investment in 2013 and promised high returns on the investment. In 2013 and 2014, about $3.5 million was “invested” and divided between Caldwell, Smith and others, prosecutors said.

According to the Department of Justice, Caldwell reportedly spent about $900,000 of that money to maintain his quality of life and pay off personal loans, credit cards, and mortgages.

This ain’t what Jesus died for.

“These defendants used their positions as religious leaders and investment advisors to defraud Louisiana residents—many of whom are elderly and retired,” U.S. Attorney Joseph said in a statement. “In doing so, the defendants abused the trust and respect of their victims for the sole purpose of stealing their money. This type of deceit can be devastating for victims, especially when life savings are lost. My office will continue to vigorously prosecute those who use confidence schemes to prey upon the elderly and people of faith.”

For his role in this predatory scheme, Caldwell pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit wire fraud. Under the terms of his plea agreement, Caldwell faces between five and seven years in prison, a fine of up to $250,000, and up to three years of supervised release.

He’s also going to Hell.

The embattled pastor has already made partial restitution to those he has wronged and has agreed to pay the remaining balance of $1,951,478.00 before he is sentenced.


Did I mention he’s going to Hell?

Caldwell is scheduled to be sentenced on July 22.

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This is not uncommon among black pastors. For some reason or the other, these ‘tenders of the flock’ get it in their heads that they deserve a house, a ride, a lifestyle equal to entertainers and the like and once that’s locked in, that’s all they can think about. Along with shucking and jiving Sunday mornings instead of tending to the flock.

And given that the foundation of the church is usually people in their 60's and up, who place a unsettling amount of trust in these men who are not shy about taking advanage. The only difference is most of these scam artists know how to keep it on the down lo, instead of getting greedy like this motherfucker and others.

I hope he does enjoy his special place in hell. Jesus repeatedly took the time to warn folks that this sort of shit would result in torment far and beyond what most of those who reject Jesus will result in.