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The Fits of Coming to America's Darryl Jenks, Ranked From 'He Looks Warm' to 'WTF Is That?'

In anticipation of the upcoming Coming to America sequel, we decided to devote a week to some observations, questions, and theories weโ€™ve always had about the iconic original. Suggested Reading The Shocking Moment That Ruined Rapper Lil Mama’s Career Three Friends Were Headed To A Beyoncรฉ Concert, But One Dies On the Way. Guess What…

In anticipation of the upcoming Coming to America sequel, we decided to devote a week to some observations, questions, and theories weโ€™ve always had about the iconic original.

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Juicy-headed Darryl Jenks might not have been the first person 10-year-old me was jealous of, but heโ€™s the first person I can remember where I saw them and immediately felt like โ€œFuck this dude,โ€ because he had a bunch of things I wanted. A cute girlfriend. A red IROC-Z. A mustache. And while I didnโ€™t quite want a Jheri curl, I definitely wanted a Jheri curl-esque configuration like what MC Hammer had, and what Darryl had was closer to that than I was.

Also, I wanted his clothes. I remember thinking that he dressed like he was from a very chilly future. But after rewatching the movie dozens of times over the past 30 years, I think they put him in the most clown-ass clothes possible to signal to us that heโ€™s a clown-ass nigga. Like, I thought he was from the future because no one dressed like him in 1988. But no one dressed like him in 1998 or 2008 either. Heโ€™s the Nikola Tesla of fool-ass-fits.

Anyway, Darryl appears six different times in the movie. Hereโ€™s a look at his looks.

Screenshot: Coming to America

Easily the most โ€œhumanโ€ of Darrylโ€™s fits, the tweed blazer/scarf combo has a very โ€œadjunct professor at a community collegeโ€ feel to it. Not everyone can pull this look offโ€”the prof fit can go left and make you look like a recently divorced homicide detectiveโ€”but Eric LaSalle is helped by being handsome and tall.

Screenshot: Coming to America

If youโ€™re curious about what Lisa saw in Darrylโ€”who, despite being rich, didnโ€™t exactly hide that he was an obnoxious wussโ€”it could be found in this fit, and in Darrylโ€™s many other fits. The women that I have been in relationships with are very frequently cold, and I presume that this is true for many other women, including Lisa. But since Darryl always had at least seven layers of clothes on, thereโ€™s always something availableโ€”a jacket, a scarf, a sweater, a sweater vest beneath the sweaterโ€”that he could take off and give to his iron-deficient partner.

Screenshot: Coming to America

Unfortunately, we donโ€™t get any full body shots while heโ€™s wearing this jacket. But the shoulders look like the cover art for a childrenโ€™s picture book about a pizzeria run by deer. (This, btw, is from the scene where Sam Jackson tries to rob the McDowellโ€™s, and he should have just shot Darryl for wearing that coat outdoors.)

Screenshot: Coming to America

This coat looks like a traffic sign in a state youโ€™ve never been in. I also appreciate how, in Darrylโ€™s most pathetic moment on screen, his Jheri curl is the drippiest. Like a Lightskint Jheri Curled Sampson, slowly losing his power.

Screenshot: Coming to America

No one knows why Darryl chose this iridescent coat-like substance to rock at his โ€œengagementโ€ party. Or whether itโ€™s a coat or a blazer or a sweater or a housecoat or a robe or a blanket with buttons. Or why heโ€™s still wearing it in the house.

To honor just how truly and transcendently bad Darrylโ€™s double-date fit was, I needed you to see a video of it. Iโ€™ve watched this movie 30 times, and this clip 20 times this afternoon, and I still have no idea what the fuck is happening with his coat. Itโ€™s like four coats that are trying to get into a club thatโ€™s at full capacity, so they were like โ€œWhat if we try to fool the bouncer by pretending that weโ€™re one coat?โ€ I see a poncho, a topcoat, a peacoat, a caftan, and one red leather gloveโ€”basically everything a cowboy might wear at one point in his life, but Darryl tried it all at once.

I want this coat.

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