President Declares State of Emergency After White Tears Flood Correspondents’ DinnerMichael Harriot4/30/18 3:08PM
Suckabee Goes Down in Flames as a Proxy for Donald Trump at White House Correspondents’ Dinner; Snowflakes LiquefyAngela Helm4/29/18 10:15AM
The Root VideoThe Root VideoJudge of Characters: Colonizers Are Having a Hard Time Stomaching Black Panther’s SuccessDanielle Young2/23/18 10:43AM
The 10 Blackest Things About This Kid’s Journal Entry Roasting His Teacher for Lying About Christopher ColumbusDamon Young1/23/18 12:10PM
The Caucasity of Outrage Because Erica Garner’s Family Won’t Talk to White JournalistsMichael Harriot1/04/18 10:30AM
The Root VideoThe Root VideoJudge of Characters: Can You Really Trust White Tears?Danielle Young12/22/17 3:48PM
New Orleans Saints Season Ticket Holder Sues Team Because of Anthem Kneeling, Then Drowns in Tub of Salty White TearsDamon Young12/13/17 11:46AM
Chrisette Michele Becomes 1st Black Woman to Cry White Tears After Label, Black People Kick Her to CurbMichael Harriot10/28/17 9:24AM
The Root VideoThe Root VideoJudge of Characters: The ‘Alt-Left,’ White Genocide and Other White Nonsense That Doesn’t ExistDanielle Young8/18/17 4:00PM
Trump’s ‘Both Sides’ Fist Bump to White Supremacists Causes Ocean of Salty White TearsTerrell Jermaine Starr8/16/17 4:16PM
Procter & Gamble Release an Ad About ‘the Talk,’ and White People Respond With the Wettest, Saltiest, Stupidest White Tears EverDamon Young8/03/17 9:00AM
Someone Trolled Me With Racist Emails for a Week, and It Brought Me So Much Joy!Michael Harriot8/02/17 9:00AM
The Official White-Tears Quiz: How a Black-Student Protest Terrified and Outraged White PeopleMichael Harriot6/09/17 5:58PM
