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  • MMA Fighter Literally Gets the Shit Beaten Out of Her

    I wish there weren’t photos of the incident, but there are, and while I won’t make you suffer through them, let’s just say that Ultimate Fighting Championship fighter Justine Kish left it all out there in the ring … literally. During a match against Felice Herrig, Kish moved out of a deep choke and tried…

  • Former Green Bay Packers Running Back Ahman Green Arrested for Child Abuse

    Former Green Bay Packers running back Ahman Green could be facing a lengthy jail sentence if he is convicted in a case in Wisconsin. On Wednesday the four-time Pro Bowl running back was arrested and charged with felony child abuse: intentionally causing harm or cruelty toward A child, TMZ Sports reports. “We had contact with…

  • The NFL’s Race Problem Is Deeper Than Colin Kaepernick

    The NFL has a race problem. This certainly sounds ludicrous on its face. How can an organization with so many recognizable black stars have a race problem? In short, the NFL serves as a case study for the difference between inclusion and representation. Want to annihilate yourselves for our amusement? Cool. Want to promote the…

  • If Dennis Rodman Is Our Hope for Peace With North Korea, We Are Screwed

    Look, there are a lot of things that Dennis Rodman is great at. He’s great at rebounding. He’s great at getting tattoos and weird piercings. He’s not great at being an ambassador for the United States, mostly because of his history of drug use and rabble-rousing. I know that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un…

  • Ohio State Recruit Breaks Internet With Wokest Shirt Ever

    A 17-year-old created a buzz when he showed up on a recruiting trip to one of college football’s most vaunted programs wearing one of the blackest shirts of all time. Cleveland19 reports that Tyreke Smith, a high school junior football player, is one of the most sought-after athletes in Ohio. The Cleveland Heights High School…

  • Michael Vick’s Father Charged in Heroin Ring

    Michael Dwayne Boddie—the father of former NFL star Michael Vick—is on the run, according to authorities. Boddie was charged, along with 11 other people, with running a heroin-distribution ring. According to federal documents, Boddie of Hampton, Va., was charged with dealing heroin and money laundering for his alleged involvement in a 2014 operation that involved…

  • Kawhi Leonard Looks Like He Cut His Braids Off With a Rusty Spoon

    Kawhi Leonard was probably born with braids. He’s had them ever since anyone can remember. He had them when they were fashionable, and then he kept them even when they weren’t. His braids always seemed to be firmly nestled atop a bed of new growth. Like Anthony Davis’ unibrow, Leonard’s commitment to a 1996 hairstyle…

  • Andre Iguodala to Warriors Fans Anxious About His Free Agency: Calm the Eff Down

    Golden State Warriors player Andre Iguodala took to the airwaves of a San Francisco Bay Area radio station Tuesday morning to calm down fans who are worried about his impending free agency, which begins July 1. Iguodala called in to KBLX, which he says he listens to each morning on the way to yoga, and…

  • Report: Kevin Durant Will Decline Player Option, Re-Sign With Golden State Warriors

    Kevin Durant is reportedly planning to turn down his player option with the Golden State Warriors for the 2017-2018 season and become an unrestricted free agent on July 1, but he will still sign and stay on with the team with whom he won his first-ever NBA championship. Durant, who was the 2017 NBA Finals…

  • LeBron James Suffers Another Loss

    On Monday, LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers watched as the Golden State Warriors were crowned NBA champions. And now LeBron James has finally said goodbye to the struggle with his receding hairline. A video making the rounds on social media Wednesday shows a bald LeBron fully accepting his deficient hairline. It’s been a tough…