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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Tweets That Dems Suffer From 'Trump Derangement Syndrome.' It Didn't End Well
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, aka Suckabee, aka Aunt Lydia, aka the Devil’s Mouthpiece, took to Twitter to shame people who don’t support the president because that’s how the Trump administration uses social media. On Wednesday around the time that Suckabee should have been basting herself in cod oil and closing the lid…
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Trump Picks Disgraced Former Fox News Executive Bill Shine to Fill White House Communications Position
Sarah Huckabee Sanders, aka Aunt Lydia, isn’t going anywhere but her team of notorious apologists for Trump’s White House just got stronger by adding former co-president of Fox News Channel and Fox Business Network Bill Shine. According to CNBC, Shine is set to takeover the old position once held by Trump’s fake daughter, Hope Hicks, as…
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Continues Her White-Tears Tour Despite Being Satan's Mouthpiece
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, aka Suckabee, is still drinking the White House Kool-Aid—the special blend of indignant righteous and aloof ramblings that allows for unfathomable levels of heartlessness. On Tuesday, Suckabee had the audacity to claim that she would be a hypocrite if she didn’t treat everybody with respect since that’s the…
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John Legend Cussing Up a Storm About Sarah Sanders Is the Soundtrack You Need Today
At this point we’re fairly used to TV host and cookbook author Chrissy Teigen—who is, hands down, the best person on Twitter—being the voice-y one in the relationship. But that wasn’t the case Wednesday night, when a TMZ reporter ran up on Teigen and her husband, singer John Legend, as they left a restaurant in…
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Why Is Sarah Huckabee Sanders Reportedly Getting Secret Service Protection?
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has dominated the headlines this week after a restaurant owner in Lexington, Va., refused to serve her Friday night and asked her to leave. There are now reports that Sanders will receive special protection from the Secret Service. A law enforcement official told NBC News’ Pete Williams that…
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There’s Nothing Wrong With Treating an Asshole Like an Asshole
I believe in the Golden Rule. While I am not a biblical scholar, I learned this religious lesson from the great teacher and philosopher who said unto the men who constantly chased, persecuted and tormented him simply because of who he was: It ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun. —Bugs Bunny Human…
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President Twitter Fingers Slams ‘Filthy’ Red Hen Restaurant After Sarah Huckabee Sanders Asked to Leave
The fury of white tears continued Monday with President Twitter Fingers furiously typing from his toilet seat, slamming the Red Hen restaurant in Lexington, Va., for refusing to serve White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders over the weekend. “The Red Hen Restaurant should focus more on cleaning its filthy canopies, doors and windows (badly…
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#Restaurants4Sarah: Where in the World Shall Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eat?
Poor, poor Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She works for a white supremacist who happens to be president of the United States. Consequently, a dining establishment chose not to host her. She boo-hooed about it on Twitter yesterday: Mind you, this is the same woman who stood her butt at the White House podium in June defending…
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In 1 Press Conference, Kirstjen Nielsen Just Beat Out Sarah Sanders for Most Hated Person in Trump’s White House
President Mein Führer von SpankDat is excluded from the “most hated in the White House” game because he would win every time. Before Monday’s press conference with Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen on the youth internment camps—which used to be big-box department stores or warehouses before becoming makeshift youth prisons—Sarah Huckabee Sanders, aka…