roll call
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Contentious Confrontation: House Votes To Sue President Obama
The POTUS is making history left and right during his 2-term presidency, and this one is just another notch on the #blackexcellence belt. Or… maybe not. For the first time ever in the history of founding father wigs, the House of Representatives voted this past Wednesday to file a lawsuit against President Barry O for his…
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Kim Kardashian Klaps Back At Adrienne Bailon, Internet Asks: "So, Where's The Sex Tape?"
Quick Recap: Adrienne Bailon of Disney’s “Cheetah Girls” and 3LW fame dates Rob Kardashian. Relationship is displayed on reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Rob cheats on Adrienne. Adrienne breaks up with Rob. Rob tries to win her back on KUWTK to unsuccessful results. Blah blah blah skippy. Cut to today, Adrienne recently did an…
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Meet Michele Roberts: 1st Woman To Head Pro Sports Union. Professional Bad-Ass
Look. I’d be lying if I said I heard of Michele Roberts, new head of the National Basketball Players Association (NBPA) union, before today. Maybe some of you wonks or Washingtonians might have, but I hadn’t. Still, despite knowing nothing about her outside of her bio on her firm’s website, you have to be a Ceaser/Stringer/Leonidas/Lucy…
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Husband Makes Spreadsheet of Wife’s Excuses for Not Having Sex
In the most meticulous display of bitchassness you may see this month, a frustrated husband made a spreadsheet with details of every time he asked his wife for sex and her excuses for saying no. Somehow, none of these excuses were “you’re a passive-aggressive assclown,” but the data sort of speaks for itself here. They…
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Fifty Shades of Bey*
Beyoncé has set the internet on fire… again, this time by re-recording “Crazy in Love” for the soundtrack of the upcoming film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. The new version is slower, breathier, and sexier, and it’s pretty much the exact sort of thing you’d overlay sexually tense shots of two okay-looking White people…
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New York City Approves 'Poor Door' for Apartment Building
In “Separate, But Equal” news, New York City gave the green light to Extell Development so that they may install a separate entrance for affordable housing tenants, who make 60 percent or less of median income. So, I get it. You’re providing lower income tenants with the opportunity to dwell in a more expensive area…
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KKK Hands Out "Kandy" In South Carolina
Note: I really wanted to spell Carolina with a “K”, too, but… SEO. So, due to alleged recruitment issues in South Carolina, the illustrious Ku Klux Klan has resorted to handing out bags of candy, filled with anti-immigration propoganda. Aside from the obvious racist undertones of this gesture, I’m mad that the bag is filled…
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Man Faces Fines For Running Of The Bulls Selfie
Police are looking for a man who decided to murder the selfie game (and maybe himself) by stopping to take a picture during the running of the bulls. He could face thousands in fines for endangering others during the event, though somehow the government of Spain has managed to avoid these charges for centuries. People…
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Ray Nagin Gets 10 Years, The Legacy Of Clay Davis Continues
From Panama Jackson: “How the might have fallen. From Katrina to being called Katrina by a nigga named D’quan.” Indeed. Seriously though, is this the time and the place to have the “What the fuck is up with all these corrupt Black politicians in big cities? Does every single one have to be Clay Davis?”…
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VSB Investigative Report: Who Actually Bought Robin Thicke's Album?
25,000 isn’t an awful number. There are some artists who’d sacrifice a litter of orphaned kittens to do those types of numbers today. Still, considering how popular Robin Thicke is, a double zirconium first week is not a good look. But, lets get back to that number. 25,000 units moved means that 25,000 actual people…