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Here’s What Hillary Clinton Said After Learning She’d Lost to TrumPutin …
A dejected and distraught Hillary Clinton wanted to walk out and congratulate newly anointed Dictator in Chief Vladimir TrumPutin on his 2016 election victory, but her top aide Jake Sullivan wouldn’t hear of it. “Look, I really just want to concede gracefully, wish him the best, thank everybody and get off the stage,” Clinton told…
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No Collusion Here: Ivanka Trump Has 3 Trademarks OK’d in China While Dining With Chinese President
TrumPutin’s administration is a sham. The biggest joke is how is how it has continued to run outside interests like hotels and a clothing label (I’m looking at you, Ivanka!) while also fake-running the country. So, surely the administration would argue that it was merely coincidental that while the TrumPutins were dining with Chinese President…
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We Are on the Brink of War With North Korea and Trump Is at Mar-a-Lago, Again!
This president is the most vacationing-ass president in the history of presidents. His orange ass has been in office fewer than 100 days, and in that time he’s gone on seven trips to his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida. Seven! Currently, when his orange ass isn’t tweeting random shit or dropping the “Mother of All Bombs”…
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‘Concrete and Corroborative Evidence of Collusion’ Between Trump Associates and Russia, Source Says
We all know that President Vladimir TrumPutin is in bed with Mother Russia. Whether it’s photos of 45 with Russian hookers or Russia’s cable-installation bill for an extra cable box in the basement of the White House with the RT News package, we all know that something is amiss when it comes to Russian ties…
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NY Attorney General Blasts Trump’s Signing of Legislation to Defund Planned Parenthood
Just a week after leading a coalition of 16 attorneys general from across the country in opposing an Ohio state law that would defund Planned Parenthood and other health-service providers, New York Attorney General Eric T. Schneiderman had strong words Thursday for Donald Trump, who signed legislation that would allow states to withhold federal funding…
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The US Just Dropped the ‘Mother of All Bombs’ on Afghanistan
As if America didn’t have enough problems to worry about, the U.S. military has just dropped the largest nonnuclear bomb on Afghanistan. Four U.S. military officials with direct knowledge of the mission told told Fox 6 Now that around 7 p.m. local time Thursday, the military dropped a GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb, nicknamed…
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Trump’s Interview With Fox Confirms He’s Still Obsessed With Hillary Clinton
Since President TrumPutin’s playbook only includes lying, mentioning Hillary Clinton and blaming Barack Obama, it’s safe to assume that if the president has a sit-down interview with fake-news Fox, you can bet he’s going to do one of the three, if not all of them. Thankfully, TrumPutin doesn’t disappoint, unless you expect him to be…
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President Twitter Fingers Is Taunting North Korea on Social Media
I’m starting to get really sick of President Twitter Fingers and his Meek Mill-esque threatening tweets. Seems as if everyone besides the president of the United States knows that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is a few Crayolas short of a 64-set, and yet he just keeps messing with him. Not only did the…
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Could Someone Tell Tropicana Jong-il Jr. He Won’t Fare as Well in Politics as His Terrible Father?
Donald Trump Jr. is an asshole. He has the intellectual curiosity of a dead sewer rat, the political sensibilities of a racist Twitter egg and the charm of a spider bite. He comes across as the kind of person Richie Rich punched in eighth grade. The sort of prick who, when hearing “Niggas in Paris”…