michael cohen
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Trump Directed Son Eric and Michael Cohen to Keep Stormy Daniels Quiet: Report
Ever since Trump took office it was always unclear as to what Eric Trump’s role would be. For years he collected unemployment as an out-of-work vampire and technically, he’s only qualified to be a greeter at the White House front entrance. But a new report seems to show Count Trumpula’s official role: Snitch Silencer. According…
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Ex-Trump Doorman Who Claims Trump Has Love Child Is Now Free to Tell His Story: Report
It looks as if the jaws of justice are slowly, but steadily squeezing the breath out of Donald “Can’t Keep It in His Pants” Trump as an ex- Trump World Tower doorman has been released from a “catch and kill”-contract, and can now come forward and speak about an alleged affair Trump had with an…
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Very Unstable Genius Says If You Impeach Him ‘Everybody Would Be Very Poor’
During an interview with Ainsley Earhardt on Fox & Friends Wednesday, Donald Trump made the argument that if he were ever to be impeached, “everybody would be very poor.” The very unstable genius rambled his way through the interview, patting himself on the back, throwing out “facts” and “figures” to illustrate how successful his presidency…
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Trump’s Fox News Interview Sounds a Lot Like a Criminal Trying to Convince His Cellmate He’s Innocent
On the heels of Trump’s former campaign manager and personal lawyer heading to the pokey, the president of people who stuff chew in their jaws and spit the brown residue into water bottles, made an appearance on his personal YouTube channel Fox News in which he proudly claimed that he’d give himself an A-plus for…
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Michael Cohen's Lawyer, Lanny Davis, Is a Hero, But He Also Wants America to Run Him His Money
Michael Cohen’s lawyer, Lanny Davis, is a hero. Since Tuesday, when Michael Cohen pleaded guilty to eight criminal counts that included tax fraud, false statements to a bank and campaign finance violations that included two hush-money payments to two women for Trump, Davis has been making the news rounds. For all the tea that Cohen…
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Trump's Former Lawyer and Fixer Michael Cohen Pleads Guilty to 8 Felony Charges, Including Hush Money Payment to Porn Star
President Trump’s former personal lawyer and longtime fixer, Michael Cohen, has pleaded guilty to eight charges, including campaign finance violations; he also added that a hush money payment made to former Playboy model and porn performer Stormy Daniels was at the then president-elect’s insistence. According to the Associated Press, Cohen, 51, pleaded guilty to several…
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It's About to Go Down! Trump's Personal Fixer Michael Cohen Reaches Tentative Plea Deal: Report
The walls are closing in on the deplorable administration as President Donald Trump’s personal fixer and lawyer, Michael Cohen, has reportedly entered into a plea agreement with Manhattan federal prosecutors Tuesday. According to the New York Post, terms of the plea require Cohen to cooperate with special counsel Robert Mueller into his investigation of Russia…
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Trump Reportedly Ate Notes After Meeting With Michael Cohen: Report
Former White House aide Omarosa Manigault Newman continues to keep her name in the mix of Love and Hip Hop: White House, now claiming that your boy, President AssHandles Von BackAcne ate paper allegedly filled with notes after meeting with then-lawyer Michael Cohen. Omarosa claims in her new book “Look at Me, I’m Inside My…
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Michael Cohen Is Singing Like 1970s Anita Baker, Claims Trump Knew About 2016 Russia Meeting
So back in the good ole days of 2016, Barack Obama was still in office and Donald Trump was an obnoxious, xenophobe who didn’t look like he had a Kardashians’ chance at CurlFest. Trump’s dumbest son—not Eric, the other one that isn’t Ivanka—was super pumped for a meeting with a Russian who claimed to have…